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    A Man who has lived in the wild country of Isaan doing a runner from a swan

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    Som next time you meet him ask him if he's a relative of Mr Asbo of cambridge a killer swan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    On the upside, once in the nic, Penman Slaps can write about Bubba, four men in a bed and non-lubricated anal fisting.
    Well I'm glad the story has a happy ending.

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    Nice one Slap , sure does take some beating the English summers / landscapes , lovely warm temperate climate without being eaten alive with mozzies

    I,m gonna be settling down in a similar spot today with me easel + sarnies + water cheers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower
    A Man who has lived in the wild country of Isaan doing a runner from a swan
    I was thinking the same thing myself. But when that horrible feathered fuck craned its neck my nuts shrunk. It may as well have been a striking cobra.


    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    I,m gonna be settling down in a similar spot today with me easel + sarnies + water cheers !
    Have a good one Nigel. Might get my own set of pencils. Not that I can paint for shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I was thinking the same thing myself. But when that horrible feathered fuck craned its neck my nuts gave a little twitch.
    leave your beasto-erotic shit outta this thread.

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    You 'got Wood' Betty?

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    If that's the River Cam, that fukker has form

    Are you off fishing today?

    Maybe a spot of canoe angling would be safer?.....

    Who, What, Why: How dangerous are swans? - BBC News

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    An afternoon of relaxation and tranquillity had been arranged.

    Reading, eating and drinking had been taken care of...



    A delightful swim had been located...



    Interesting flora and fauna were present in abundance...



    An ill-weighted float bobbed hypnotically on wavelets...



    The occasional city-bound train rhythmically rattled passed in the distance...



    Several marvellous hours of fishing were set to commence...




    ...then this happened.




    Those floats are fucking huge. What were you after?

    I used to do a bit of fishing myself when I was a kid and that river looks like it could be quite fast, so you're in eel/chub/barbel land, but I'd still go a bit lighter than that.

    Another good thread, mind, but missing pics of the local boozer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mingmong
    You 'got Wood' Betty?
    By I large, I go through life limp and lifeless, however, if anything is gonna get me going it's one of Slap's threads - Malcolm's mother had me hard for two weeks solid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Malcolm's mother had me hard for two weeks solid...
    Watch this space for more of the brazen harlot.



    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah
    What were you after?
    Something I could eat. An eel would've done. Or a crayfish or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Something I could eat. An eel would've done. Or a crayfish or two.
    Perhaps some "Swan Poo," spread on your bread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    One man's fishing story is another man's homoerotica, as they say...
    got to agree Betty, this threads given me quite the twitcher onya slappers

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    How would you like it if you were having a little kip in the wonderful weather, and some clodd hoppers came to "fish" in your territory.

    Probably rummaging around to find a nice soft spot to sit.

    If i was one of the Queen's protected swans i'd go for the intruders myself.

    And i still stand by the fact they may have had a nest nearby.

    They also mate for life. Poor bastard got the nagging one..

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