Slap's culinary capers #4568

[kingwilly]

Has he lost 85 pounds also?

[withnallstoke]

Has he lost 85 pounds also?

Probably, but let's face it - he could afford too.

[somtamslap]

Ooooooh. It's great to be a poof in this, the age of the barista.

A white chocolate latte. Imbibed anally.

Indeed this delicious hot beverage was blown up the batty by a hair stylist called Sebastian.

[Dillinger]

^


That's YOU that is

[Neverna]

^^ It looks nice, Slap. I could just drink one right now.

How are you enjoying the Grisham novel? (The Chamber, if I'm not mistaken).

[baldrick]

soi milk

do you get that from soi dogs ?

"red rocket , red rocket"

[Dillinger]

^^gedda room you filthy half enders

[somtamslap]

gedda room you filthy half enders

Here you go. Quintessential faggot fuel... and darn tasty to boot.



It's actually surprisingly bad.

Grisham, for the first time ever, has failed to grip.

How are you enjoying the Grisham novel? (The Chamber, if I'm not mistaken).

[nigelandjan]

Looks good to me.

So did this...

Par for the course for that wankstain Cwieeeelle , plastic cheese , frozen chips , poofy Samsung phone ,, says it all

[kingwilly]

That looks ducking hooriible

[patsycat]

Looks horrible, but probably tastes delicious!!

[somtamslap]

Looks horrible, but probably tastes delicious!!

Would you care to be a touch more specific, Pats?

[kingwilly]

Perhaps she is suggesting that your meal looks like a sickly stray cat just barfed the contents of it's ulcerated stomach over it

[patsycat]

Looks horrible, but probably tastes delicious!!

Would you care to be a touch more specific, Pats?

I'm not one for fancy pants fine dining, i do not carve flowers out of radishes and arrange little bits of food on a plate.

I chuck it on the plate. And it usually tastes good. That looks like well chucked food. What is it?

Whatever, it's cold round these parts and we need hearty food to keep us warm.

I'm going for my five a day and making a veggie stew.

[Bettyboo]

Grisham, blimey O Riley; is this what The British Author is reading now...

Those marshmellows look like a heterosexual extravaganza in crutchless panties.

[Bogon]

I am calling this photo STOLEN.

If you look at the reflection of the spoon, you can see a lady clearly pointing at Slappers in an aggressive manner telling him to leave the establishment.

Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself...