Slap's canal caper

[Neverna]

Where art thou orf to next weekend, young Slap?

I have a biggie planned for Saturday week. Goes a bit like this:

London - Paris - Mont Blanc - Bologna - Zagreb - Bratislava - Munchen - London

Yep. That should do it.

Sounds great. Don't forget to take your puncture repair kit ...



... and a man-servant for the more testing moments in continental travel.

[AndyFTH]

falling down?

falling down...

Well, I don't get it?

[Topper]

Well, I don't get it?

You will....you will.....

[somtamslap]

Sounds great. Don't forget to take your puncture repair kit ...

Shan't be needed. For this trip shall be exclusively undertaken by rail. Gonna try and complete the whole thing without staying in any formal accommodation.

[Bogon]

Hold up!

When does this carnal caper actually begin?

[withnallstoke]

Gonna try and complete the whole thing without staying in any formal accommodation.

Do railway arches and public toilets count?

[david44]

Gonna try and complete the whole thing without staying in any formal accommodation.

Do railway arches and public toilets count?

Count Arthur Pong advises that while underneath the arches is a fine for flanagans shenanigans country cottaging causes piles.

[somtamslap]

Do railway arches and public toilets count?

Looking at the route it looks like railway station shitters will have to prevail.

[Roobarb]

Ummm, sorry, misposted something so edited it out...

Lovely trip there Slap, well done.

[chassamui]

[QUOTE="somtamslap"]Looking at the route it looks like railway station shitters will have to prevail.[/QUOTEEarly summer 1979 and Chas is curled up on a wooden bench on Munchen station. Following the Notts Forest Malmo European cup final, we missed the last train home and had to wait for an early morning commuter train to move on.
With nowhere to go and just a bit pissed, we had to rely on the station buffet for sustenence. It was about to close but the nice German lady took pity on us. Free bockwurst and kartoffel salad. They were about to end its shelf life anyway. A couple of bottles of local pils to nurse through the night.

[somtamslap]

Lovely trip there Slap, well done.

Cheers Babs.

Free bockwurst and kartoffel salad. They were about to end its shelf life anyway. A couple of bottles of local pils to nurse through the night.

Yes, the more I plan this trip the more I may have to rely on the kindness of strangers to see me through baack to Blighty. I've just calculated that my funds will have totally dimished while I'm travelling between Bratislava and Dresden.

I may have to shod myself in a suggestive lederhosen and bend over outside the public bogs.

[Dillinger]

Bratislava and Dresden.

I may have to shod myself in a suggestive lederhosen and bend over outside the public bogs.
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[withnallstoke]

I may have to shod myself in a suggestive lederhosen and bend over outside the public bogs.

After the event.

[beerlaodrinker]

I may have to shod myself in a suggestive lederhosen and bend over outside the public bogs[/quote] The spandex bike pants will surely have the Punters Lining up

[patsycat]

Mont Blanc is a bit too close to Swissland. Why not go to Spain.

[BigRed]

This didn't bode well for the remainder of the trip. I would have to use the road to complete the journey, and the road has hills. Fat people don't like hills. Fat people like hills about as much as they like salad. And I am a fat person.

That strikes a chord, I used to do a pub crawl through Milton Keynes along the Grand Union and go from Wolverhampton to either Birmingham or Stourport at the weekend. I'm in the Peak District now and given up cycling