Slap's three-day cycle tour of south England

[Bettyboo]

^ you wouldn't pay for that, Stoker, surely - somebody was taking the piss there...

[Albert Shagnastier]

Lovely photograph.

Yup, great picture, one for the wall Slap.

Funnily enough I was looking at Trans Siberian tickets yesterday. It won't be for a while, but that's how I will be returning. On the bladdy train.

That will no doubt be an exceptional journey.

[Gerbil]

The following morning I went for a stroll around Hythe, just as the sun was rising.

A view out to the Southampton docks...

That's actually a photo of the nuclear explosion resulting from your Balti, isn't it?

[Gerbil]

At the summit of a particularly unpleasant climb - a real grind... But in my defense, the entire trip was done on a cross bike.

Cross? I bet it was fucking furious after bearing your weight for three days.

[somtamslap]

That's actually a photo of the nuclear explosion resulting from your Balti, isn't it?

The Balti must have contained at least two dozen onions, because that little explosion on the horizon there is nothing compared to the total devastation caused in the B&B room.

*KAPOW!*

[patsycat]

Trans Siberian is supposed to be awesome. I had friends did it and they would not stop talking about it for months afterwards.

[withnallstoke]

Looks very pleasant.

Infact it looks like the kind of quaint southern English setting where gentleman partake of an afternoon picnic of tea and scones prior to a damn good buggering.


Somtamslap. Do you ride "with cone"?

[Bettyboo]

Trans Siberian is supposed to be awesome. I had friends did it and they would not stop talking about it for months afterwards.

Get plenty of food for it, Slaps - the dodgy Ruskies sell off all the food car stuff, so you will be farked if you don't bring your own.

I did the trans-Mongolian a couple of times, that was good. It'd be nice to do the trans-Siberian and get off for a few days here and there, but I don't think such tickets exist, so you may wanna plan your route in stages.

[Dillinger]

I keep looking around that grass near the bike, to see where you've released the hostage

[withnallstoke]

I keep looking around that grass near the bike, to see where you've released the hostage

Still bound and gagged, arse upwards i'll wager.