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    Heatwave in the UK...

    ...and Dr Hilary from Good Morning Britain's top tip for sleeping... wait for it... drum roll... you might want to sit down for this: OPEN A WINDOW

    Fuck me! Awesome! Tell me more o' wisened sage.

    Just to prove his first groundbreaking revelation wasn't a fluke, he had more advice, almost as perceptive as the first lot - brace yourself, this will blow yer bollocks off... are your ready.....: BUY A FAN!

    And with that I simply had to switch off. It was impossible to process such revolutionary information.

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    Hilary is a twat.

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    Hey Slap,
    It was hot last night, nearly 20, i went to bed, i was tired. I took the good Dr's advice.
    Opened a window, i fell asleep. The Dr is a genius !

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    There be taking the piss if we get hose pipe ban this year

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    Blame it on 4x4s

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    OPEN A WINDOW
    can you sue the good Dr. if when you awake in the morning
    with nothing left in the house, but the bed you're sleeping on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Heatwave in the UK...
    oh yeah the Uk .....as in London
    I had the heater on last night here oop north...

    Wed 16th July 2014 10:00 BST
    5 Day Weather Forecast - UK Weather Map - Netweather.tv

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    Our heatwave has started. It's 13.5 degrees Centigrade now at 11.00 am.

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    About 27 here don't get over excited about the heat preferring a bit cooler,does bring the fanny out though!

    Sorry forgot there,s no head turners here

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    That returnee Somtamslap needs his naive optimism about the weather beating out of him; a good winter will sort that out .

    In the Uk it's better to concentrate on small victories, rather than wishing for fantasy long hot spells...


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    Better still , buy a big fuk of air con and a backup generator incase the brownout is lengthily, Make sure it can also power the fridge, you don't need lights, just a fridge full of award winners and the airconditioned Boudiour Dr Hilary is a buffoon of the highest order, open the window? Bollocks indeed, fuckin mozzies are the size of budgerigars

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    ^have you ever been to the UK ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
    fuckin mozzies are the size of budgerigars
    There's a gnat or two, otherwise it's just fat mothers of 17 exposing rippled wads of white flesh.

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    Yes there are sure some nasty lumps waddling around showing they're 2013 limited edition Mum / Dad / Harry / Mick / Jim has been ere tatts

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    Yes there are sure some nasty lumps waddling around showing they're 2013 limited edition Mum / Dad / Harry / Mick / Jim has been ere tatts
    Granted some nasty sights but plenty of talent about to

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    Smile don't blame it my vindaloo

    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus Jones View Post
    Blame it on 4x4s
    I fear like a kamikaze i bring hot air with heat wave after \curry night' with some old gurkhas here.

    Fortunately ```your arse tar have built an exhaust tube near my vent so that only froggies numbed by gualoises,garlic and menage a snail will inhale.

    HEATWAVE DUE FRIDAY

    27C Heatwave Alert For Friday
    Wrexham.com ‎- 6 hours ago
    Temperatures are due to peak around 22C tomorrow, however after a warm (17C) night Friday is predicted to hit a 27C peak in the afternoon.

    27 degrees!
    Wrecks fucking destroys em good news Singha asda 1.50 cheaper than bumcock bars slyam polish and pommy ales even less or 500ml of 5% fizzopiss 50p 27 bahts i refrained as 2 ready mix gordons and tonics 3 sovs,prob explians less alcos in slyam cheaper in uk/france/germany
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Oh what a glorious summer, the rose buds are blooming, thank you sunshine.

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    So it's going to be warm on Thursday, hot on Friday, then a 48 hour thunderstorm on the weekend, and then back to normal on Monday ...

    hardly a heatwave

    What is a heatwave?
    A heatwave refers to a prolonged period of hot weather,
    the World Meteorological Organization definition is "when the daily maximum temperature of more than five consecutive days exceeds the average maximum temperature by 5 C,....

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    Heatwave? It was 52C in my car just now.

    And it was parked in the shade.


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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Heatwave? It was 52C in my car just now.

    And it was parked in the shade.

    I leave mine out in the sun.....hate getting into a cold car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    It was 52C in my car just now.
    Ah! You must be in Blackpool.

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    35 here today. Why oh why oh why did i not buy a fan months ago?

    Only ones in the shops are those Dyson things which cost about 500 quid. Non, merci.

    Later, shall go down by the lake and try and get some air. And take some piccies of ducks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Later, shall go down by the lake and try and get some air.
    I think I once saw a film by Jean Luc Goddard that involved a similar idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    And take some piccies of ducks.
    Oh lord, that too.

    I think the female character, played with some panache by Catherine Deneuve, ended up getting royally rogered but in an oblique way.

    So oblique that you couldn't really be sure it'd happened.

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