Easter Sunday marks the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
A day during which subscribers of the Christian faith celebrate the rebirth of the saviour by taking advantage of Sainsburys' 3 for the price of 2 deal on Easter eggs.
Easter eggs.
Rack my brain as I may, I still fail to see any correlation between the messiah's second coming and price reductions on Cadbury's cream eggs - no matter how magnificently delicious they are. I'm simply not convinced that JC, regardless of the dubious authenticity of his erstwhile meanderings, was revived so that we might eat lots of fucking chocolate of a late April.
Personally I'd venture that the sentiment would be displayed with far greater affinity if we were to meekly nibble at a humble holy communion platter.
I was thinking along the lines of a large kebab, breaded mushrooms, salad, chips, and 3 litres of vino di tavola rosso.
The easter egg hunt has been cancelled.