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    Fat Bloke on a Bike: Part 1 - Lost in the Surrey Hills

    Part 1 of my Fat Bloke on a Bike video diaries. This week sees the fat fucker getting lost in the Surrey Hills.

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    The invisible man ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
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    The fat fucker uses the cheapest helmet camera on the market.

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    You need help mate .

    Can you go for a ride over the north downs near to Kenley to bring back memories for me pls ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    Can you go for a ride over the north downs near to Kenley to bring back memories for me pls
    Absolutely. It's just a short extension of my commute. T'would be a pleasure. Watch this space. Or a space somewhere else on this forum.

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    can you ride up to a Thai restaurant/takeaway and order laarb moo...spicy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    can you ride up to a Thai restaurant/takeaway and order laarb moo...spicy?
    Not seen any larb about but I'll try a pad krapow...when I've got a spare seven fecking quid.

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    ''seven fecking quid'' They must be a Rarity !!

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    "look at these kunts"


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    Nice bike!

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    Nice gloves



    Are you fully spandexed up on these outings ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Are you fully spandexed up on these outings ?






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    Ah I lived in them there hills.....


    The family running that shop go back nine generations.

    Used to speak the local Hillish tounge they did.

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    The old people's home is a local crack house.

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    the hoggs back

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Nice bike
    What, my Genesis Day One cyclo-cross steed? Yes. Yes, it jolly well is a nice bike


    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Are you fully spandexed up on these outings ?
    No. Spandex isn't very forgiving when you're a fat kunt and you end up looking like the bloke it the piccie that withnall posted.


    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
    Used to speak the local Hillish tounge they did.
    I think they still do, as oppose to any English at all...

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    at the back of CHARTERHOUSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
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    Pun intended?

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    Well done Mr Slap cycling is good fun but avoid all those bloody duel carriageways nuisance them things are to cyclist Still a result when check bin 5 baht 36 satang cheaper than the village shop in Issan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Still a result when check bin 5 baht 36 satang cheaper than the village shop in Issan.
    95 bastard pence for that can of coke. 15 baht in Thailand. It's a different world over there, isn't it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Still a result when check bin 5 baht 36 satang cheaper than the village shop in Issan.
    95 bastard pence for that can of coke. 15 baht in Thailand. It's a different world over there, isn't it...
    Blighty is a bit pricy,still like your good self only a few weeks and back to Thailand for a while overdose on food for the first few days.I can't stop eating when we arrive somtam, laab double helpings of everything please.Glad we cook most of the time first trip to the market is a proper food shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
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    Can't wait. I'll also be in situ for my Fat Bloke on a Motorcycle diaries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I'll also be in situ for my Fat Bloke on a Motorcycle diaries.
    Bring your fagcam with you.
    I have a plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    can you ride up to a Thai restaurant/takeaway and order laarb moo...spicy?
    Not seen any larb about but I'll try a pad krapow...when I've got a spare seven fecking quid.


    I'll send you the 7 squids....It would be worth it.Especially if it's a Thai lass and she's fit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Bring your fagcam with you.
    Oh, I shall be. Not a bad picture for 20, is it.


    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    I have a plan.
    Which entails?

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