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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Which entails?
    Drinking.

    A lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    Especially if it's a Thai lass and she's fit....
    There are plenty about. Just look for the mismatched couple in the pub not speaking.

    But yes, I have a Thai restaurant next to my work so I'll endeavour to provide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Drinking.

    A lo
    Followed by getting on a bike and falling off it multiple times?

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    did you pick a root up in that nursing home??

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    What happened to Portip's diaries and Malcolm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    What happened to Portip's diaries
    Waraporn actually, and she started to bore me with her shards of poorly constructed verbiage.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Malcolm?
    Malcolm is still a work in progress.


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    did you pick a root up in that nursing home??
    No, but I picked up a whiff of stale piss and biscuits.

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    You sure there was a bike? It has the appearance of a drunken stagger from the pub after a lunch time session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    It has the appearance of a drunken stagger from the pub after a lunch time session.
    I'd already ridden about 40 kms by that point. I believe I had the right to meander like a drunk. And I believe I earned the six pack of Becks and Indian meal I slobbered over that very evening.

    In fact, if you asked me to sum up my British sabbatical in 4 words I would say just that: Indian food and Becks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    It has the appearance of a drunken stagger from the pub after a lunch time session.
    It doesnt even have that much energy.

    All I saw, was Slap free-wheelin down a hill, with his fat ass blocking the road, then some "inconsiderate [at][at][at][at]" who finally got 2 lanes and the opportunity to pass, wished death upon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    ome "inconsiderate [at][at][at][at]" who finally got 2 lanes
    The knob in the Audi had been bibbing at an old granny who didn't know where the fuck she was. Thoroughly displeasing behaviour.

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    I'll have you know I did ! all my marbles are in place young man ! ^

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    now theres a confrontation i'd pay to see, big Nige leavin the trucker caff after bein told theres no black pud left and some fat cyclist high on warm pepsi blockin his path onto the A1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    now theres a confrontation i'd pay to see, big Nige leavin the trucker caff after bein told theres no black pud left and some fat cyclist high on warm pepsi blockin his path onto the A1
    Plenty of that kind of lark occurs on my morning commute. I looked behind me today, sure that I'd left every motorised vehicle for dead due to my supersonic speed, but lo and behold there was a two mile tailback staring daggers at my ample 'arris.

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    Do they not have cycling lanes in the UK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Do they not have cycling lanes in the UK?
    Yes we have cycle paths and cycle lanes council spends £100,000s making it safe for cyclist but they still decided to ride along a busy main road.
    That was a waste of tax payers money down our way.
    Still at least Mr Slap cycles in the rain Team Teak Door all weather cyclist,Team Sky only when the sunshine's and its not cold.

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    I thought Scribe Slaps was going the Shakespeare and Dickins route. Has he now decided that due to Sir Wiggins' drop in form, Sportsman Slaps can fill the shoes at Team Sky Pro Cycling?

    Which one did you go with Sportsman Slaps?



    (got short legs these cyclists...)
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Which one did you go with Sportsman Slaps
    I normally plump for a polka dot affair, which always serves to accentuate my chiselled physique. You didn't even give me a leopard skin option.

    Get your coat, Betsy. You've lost all your picture posting privileges.

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