Slap reviews.....five of the best crisp flavours

[Rural Surin]

Slap, you do need to get back home.

That part of the world is beginning to slight your thought process.

Not to mention it's keeping him broke. Slap forgets he needs to drown his lizzard at times. Instead, he has to take on Mrs. Thumb and her 4 daughters.

Don't ya just hate that?
Loyal and faithful cnuts.

Away from Mrs. Slap for a time....not seeking.

[Hans Mann]

I once bought a bag of air in a 7-11 and found a few crisps inside.

[charleyboy]

I'm with Blue.
Probably can't get these 'Daan Saarf.'

[fireysteve]

low fat crisps ??????????
hang your head in shame

When you read the fine print its says, "low fat when compared to eating Axle Grease"

[The Big Fella]

The ex wife number two used to work in a crisp factory years ago. KP cripsa and biscuits. She used to come home with bags and bags of the things for next to nothing as a staff bonus. They were thet top brand name at the time. Are they still going ?
What a lot of people didn't realise though was that they also made the crisps for the supermarket own brand label. So your cheap Teco crisps were the exact same thing as the more expensive KP variety. I remember them bring out a limited edition of hedgehog flavour crisps. Very nice they were as well. That was of course before the onset of political correctness which today would halt this edition in its tracks.

[SpicyMartin]

Doritos Nacho Cheese are the Bees Bollox...... available in any 7-Eleven...... there is a God!!

[somtamslap]

Doritos Nacho Cheese are the Bees Bollox...... available in any 7-Eleven.

Are you sure? I don't think you are sure. I think you dreamt it.

[DJ Pat]

You'll shed a few calories with these, as they're too awful to eat

[Marmite the Dog]

Anyone jealous yet?

No. Thailand has Real McCoys and I do enjoy the SnV variety.

[kingwilly]

Anyone jealous yet?

Massively Slap. Massively.

Enjoy your crisps.

[somtamslap]

Thailand has Real McCoys and I do enjoy the SnV variety.

Hula Hoops are better...

[MANICHAEAN]

Three months at a time in Papua New Guinea. Do I miss crisps. You bet your sweet ass.
When I get home I also hit: Colmans English mustard, Brown Sauce, savaloys, Scoth eggs & a bloody great bar of Bournville naughty dark chocolate.
Oh " That Sacred Isle, set in a Silver Sea."

[withnallstoke]

savaloys

[DJ Pat]

I'm with Blue.
Probably can't get these 'Daan Saarf.'

You can get these lovely crisps where I am in Cornwall. Quite cheap too. Bag of 6 Ready Salted for £1

They do a beefy, unsalted, Canadian ham & ketchup flavours to name a few, and of course prawn cocktail which I like eating on the bus along with an equally stinky egg mayo sandwich. Turns heads. Smells like I've just dropped my trousers after not washing for a week.

[dirk diggler]

I'm sorry but for full on in yer face salt and vinegaryness it has to be Discos



Doritos Cool Blue (what the fuck is that supposed to mean) or Chili Heatwave are the mutt's nuts.

McCoy's are probably the only thing available in a vending machine that can save the day when there's only one sandwich left and it's a Weight-Watcher's disgrace.

[dirk diggler]

^^ I'll keep a look out for them. I unforgivably forgot about roast lamb and mint sauce flavours. They were available in another brand ten or years ago. Forgot the name. Any takers?

Slap, you do need to get back home.

Researching the ticket today. Thai Airways direct for 500 or so pounds isn't so bad.

I managed £450 on Aeroflot right before Sonkran, and that was from Aberdeen so you'll probably manage £100 cheaper. It was a good shout if I'm honest. 2 hours in Moscow then 9 hours to BKK arriving 8am.

Hopefully Pavel sat next to you has a bottle of Vladivar to get you through the fear factor.