Hunting for bargains in the UKs supermarkets
My local shop in Thailand is probably the best shop in the world. In fact, if Carlsberg made shops, they'd make them just like that.
Situated a mere minute's motorcycle ride away (walk? walk?! What is this 'walk' you speak of?) it comprises a humble shack, packed to the brim with interesting proteins, a vibrant fruit and vegetable display, a healthy smattering of instant noodles and starched-based snack treats (crisps to the LAYman - no I won't get my coat, I'll stay here and bask in my absolute fabulousness), a refrigerator positively bursting with award winning lager beer, and a whole host of frequenters of almost fungal proportions in various states of absolute intoxication who are basically there to serve the purpose of making me look great due to the fucking uselessness.
But just recently, about an hour ago actually, I think....I think I inadvertently happened upon a retail venture which perhaps surpasses the aforementioned.
It goes, quite cryptically, by Waitrose
And it sells top-drawer light bites for a pittance.
Exhibit A:
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Exhibit B:
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Join me next week when I hope to be fellated for free by a part-time Bratislavian bakery assistant behind the bins at Asda.