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Old 11-08-2013, 10:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Hangover Respite Pack

As far as hangovers go, the one I'm currently enduring reads 10 on the twat scale.

The usual stages have been suffered.

1. Wake up - check you aren't dead

2. After ascertaining your 'alive' status, inspect your environment.

3. Stagger into the bathroom for a piss

4. Scrutinize the wounded image in the mirror

5. You appear to have spent a considerable amount of time french kissing a kebab

6. Gag, not once, not twice, but thrice

7. Contemplate crying

8. Contemplate wanking

9. Have a wank whilst crying

10. Shake your way to the local shops, and buy....

.........The Hangover Respite Pack



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If you can't wank your hangover away then its a bad one.
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That's what happens when you drink with reprobates!!

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Old 11-08-2013, 10:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's what happens when you drink with reprobates!!
El vino did flow....

And the Smugster's back on it....today!
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Old 11-08-2013, 10:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Slap, slap, slap. you are missing out man.

Put the bicycle clips back on and return to that shop and buy some flaming hot Monster Munch right now. Pronto. It's a match made in heaven. trust me.



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Put the bicycle clips back on and return to that shop
The first trip took every ounce of physical and mental power I could muster. I'm still feeling incredibly sorry for myself.
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I'm still feeling incredibly sorry for myself.
how many wanks have you had today ?

Is the watery stuff comin out yet ?
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I still can't believe how gay slapper has become since returning to London.

Butt then again.
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^^i can pm you the photos of him and sunsetter lol..
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I've learned to skip stage 4.
As far as the mystery meat tube goes, haven't you seen the famous hangover butty thread?
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how many wanks have you had today ?
It was quite embarrassing earlier actually. I'd just teed-up some super-duper hardcore action, pressed the mute button and lowered the underpants, when a blasted pop up opened another window which immediately cut to the noisiest fucking women on the planet getting the living daylights smashed out of her ring piece. This normally wouldn't be a problem but my landlady was in the other room enjoying her morning cuppa, and I just couldn't turn down the fucking volume. In the end I had to put my finger in the computer's off button until the fucking noise stopped.


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I still can't believe how gay slapper has become since returning to London.
It was like one of the Ching sessions of old..except without the Chang.
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Is that why his bum hurts??
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^^i can pm you the photos of him and sunsetter lol..
Fuck that, post them on the thread.
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As far as the mystery meat tube goes, haven't you seen the famous hangover butty thread?
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Fuck that, post them on the thread.
I'll do another thread later. Too fucked to tell the tale today..
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To embarrassing.

As we spent the afternoon in one of Croydons best care in the community public houses.

Witherspoons helping the wayward and needy since 1927.
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Good are they??
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...then off to gorge on the best fine dining Croydon KFC can offer.
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...then off to gorge on the best fine dining Croydon KFC can offer
I asked Ahmed how often he got back to Istanbul last night. There's definitely the makings of a rich and fulfilling relationship between us. I also asked the taxi driver how often he got back to Islamabad. He didn't really care for that line of questioning apparently.
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Is the watery stuff comin out yet ?
Give it up mate ! It,s taken me all day to muster up eating my first oyster ,, I,m gonna have to spit this out now
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Lightweight, any twat that can get out of bed and move, let alone cycle to the shops does not have a hangover.

fetal position on the bed/floor for 10 hours, now that;s a hangover!
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