Morrisons in Erith "Luvvy jublie" Home turf of GD
Morrisons in Erith "Luvvy jublie" Home turf of GD
^^ My boudoir is currently a den of sordid carnage - featuring a harem of page 3 harlots, a bottle of morrison's own vegetable oil and an industrial-sized pack of toilet tissue..
^ morrisons own vegetable oil
Morrison uniform is worth a tug
When I was a kid Morrisons only reminded me of trips to Leeds to my nans.
The day Safeways made way for Morrisons down south was a sad one. Safeways was a good place to shop and browse.
Here's my local:
You lying kunt Pat. You loved Safeways because they never invented the door alarm back then
'shop and browse' ..did I make it that obvious?
Here's a little tip for the self service in Tesco Express. Go to the bakery and fill your bag with the finest danish pastries or chocolate croissants, then click doughnuts on the pay machine whilst looking inconspicuous....... used to work
That might work at 3am in my local Tesco 24hr, never thought of that. Although 2yrs ago in London I walked out with my shopping when the machine was flashing for a member of staff, the staff didn't arrive and I was standing there like a prick, so I just packed up and walked out with it. Fuck 'em.
Wow Pat, you're like a proper fuckin gangster like, innit.
And what's with the creepy photos of you as a weird kid?
That's 1980 and me wearing my 'Bangkok Thailand' T-shirt we'd just got over there....you think that's creepy? You ain't seen nothing yet.
I been doin' gangsta shit like that in supermarkets for years, you know, getting refunds on bruised bananas, throwing tantrums at the cheese counter, reading the newspapers/magazines for free for hours on end, all that kinda shit
Nasty piece of work you are Pat.Originally Posted by DJ Pat
Why are supermarkets now employing the mentaly disabled?
Tescos in the UK do it, so do Sainsburys.
Anyhow try the Mythos beer... I'm in Greece at the moment.. It's good.
How did you bruise the. No it doesnt matter
They're the only fukkers who will work for minimum wageOriginally Posted by the dogcatcher
Equal oppourtunities. One served me the other week, left arm resembled something from 'The Thing' I hardly noticed as the job they were doing was as good as an 'able bodied' person.
There's hope for Pseudolus yet.
A new Morrisons store in Bristol has just recruited five local people with disabilities and health conditions as a result of working with Remploy's Bristol branch. Remploy provides specialist employment services to people who experience complex barriers into work, and has supported 12 people into jobs with Morrisons stores across Bristol in the last financial year. The supermarket chain decided to build on this success by asking Remploy to support the recruitment process for its new store in Hartcliffe. Specialist employment advisors at Remploy's Bristol branch worked with a number of job seekers to equip them with the knowledge and abilities required to work in a range of roles at the store, from car park attendant to grocery assistant. Within the space of just three weeks, five people had started new jobs at the store.
54-year-old Michael Buckingham, who has sleep apnoea, was one of the five to benefit from the partnership. Michael had been out of work and claiming benefits for almost a year before a disability employment advisor at Kent Street Jobcentre Plus referred him to Remploy.
"My confidence was very low when I first visited the branch, but the training helped to build it back up and made me feel ready to get back into the world of work," he said.
"I've lived in Hartcliffe for 45 years, so when I'm working I see a lot of people I know and it's helping me to feel part of the community again. The hours suit me and the people are great - but I honestly think if it wasn't for Remploy I wouldn't be working today."
Rodney Barber, Richard Powell, Emma Blake and Denise O'Keefe are progressing equally well in their new roles.
"I was impressed with the calibre of the candidates put forward by Remploy," said Anna Trethowan, recruitment manager at the store.
"They have all settled in well, have great attendance records and are keen to get on with their jobs. We will certainly work with Remploy again and are currently discussing work trial opportunities for other Remploy candidates."
http://www.remploy.co.uk/content/new...sons-five.ashx
Last edited by Dillinger; 11-06-2013 at 05:47 PM.
only a year ?Originally Posted by Dillinger
fucking amature
it must be 16 hours thenOriginally Posted by Dillinger
keeps all his welfare
and gets tax credits on top of his wages
You wanna a job.
Then be a spacker.
Fcku me they'll be importing Cambodians next.
^ Looks like as good a spot as any for a quick wee-wee..
I think its bloody admiral these companies give em a chance , not many people will .
Even if they're only doing minimal hours its giving them a sense of purpose in theyre lives , good on em.
Near where I live there is a downs syndrome lad who works for Sainsbury,s , I often see him waiting at the bus stop in the morning in his uniform , its allways pristine , he looks so proud to be wearing it . I allways give him a beep on me lorry horn and he waves like a goodun
I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs
Probably wants an ice cream
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