However, (TBH) I was on a
wildlife high at one point as a cow moose and her calf had just walked right under me while I was taking a break on a primitive bridge over a creek. Shortly after, I went to crawl under a fallen tree that was blocking the trail.
Without checking my gear, I slid my gun to the other side and proceeded to get down on all fours and my bear spray canister erupted up my side and into my face. I was legally blind for around 5 minutes and in some serious pain as a nearby squirrel tittered and laughed its little furry ass off at me.
That was kinda' brutal. Portions of my skin had a recurrence 2 nights later and just suddenly "
burst into flame."
Ahhh, so that's what human combustion might feel like!