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    Sister is foxy. I gave a few to have her get out nationwide.
    Can't bring myself to throw it out here though.

    A true sweetie.

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    Ok, everybody give me a dollar.

    Just kidding, Pervs poms, seps, cant count the bashings I had never heard of before I stumbled on this forum.

    Shit TV, sounds like so 1976.

    200 years old. I Wish. Fish out

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    David, rush me meds.

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    Ok I'll throw the link when I get back to reality.

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    I can not sorry. She does not need the publicity.
    Sorry but I ain't about all that.

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    Fish back in...

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    Ok, all in.
    As I heat up the corned beef sandwich I saved from a two days ago.

    I hear the birds chirping outside. It has been a long day. I should have went home but that would just be another excuse to get nothing done here.

    Well I did get the stairwell painted without falling down it.

    I do worry about that kind of stuff. Well I did make it back from the "new honky tonk". So falling a bit should not be considered as a big deal.

    Did I mention I fell through the ice on the pond last month. Now that is scary. Especially if you have never fell through the ice before.

    Another fish tail but if its in the channel God help you. Going with the flow will not save you.

    Lucky me near an edge so I grasped for straws on the bank. Just glad the dog made it off ok .

    My gf loves the dog. Cares not for the bankers.

    May follow with pics.

    Of the pond and dog. Not the sil. Silly. fish

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    Ok so back to SIL.

    Thinking whats the worst you POMs , chavs, bla bla bla, bla. I really have forgotten what you all call each other.

    Dang it, you cant have the link. I know. fish stinks.

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    Are u ok fish? Having more than 2 back to back posts is normally an early indicator of mental unwellness.

    Now look at the palm of your right hand, is it hairy

    Dr Dill

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    I wanna party wth that guy. He reminds me a bit of, Erm, well. myself on a 3 day twister

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    4 days. who the heck counts anyhow?And doing a palm plant now.If I were a Rockstar Id just have a transfusion and get on with it.

    I may have said this allready but life is good, it beats the alternative.
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    I've just eaten two sesame seeded corn beef rolls. Lovely. Fill up the stomach to draw blood from the brain as this aids sleep. Good night from "To be or not to be a British EU land"

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    I would have loved to taste what the the lady brought to the table.

    Gf called and woke me up at say 2pm. Still paiting I say. In my mind, but thats another story.

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    You in WI now Fish! that's rough I reckon.
    At least January and February are behind ya.

    Maybe some medicinal whiskey is called for.. Old Overholt, Kentucky Rye,

    Certified by the US Navy.

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    So I took my adopted poochie named Pumpkin, punk for short,out for a patrol along the northern front.

    She quickly did what every punk will do If you feed them enough, found the fox hole.

    The weather was warming but we had to try the pond ice as we both were wanting some fresh flesh. We pressed on over the ridge to the fishin hole.

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    We pressed on up over the draw to the honey hole. You mongers know what I mean.

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    In above five feet of water we drilled down through four inches of soft ice. We felt the fish were ours for the taking, their cold firm fresh flesh, we could already taste it. You fish mongers smell what I'm smoken.
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    In less than an half of an hour six bluegills were on ice. We, Punk and I, released two small mouth bass as it was not their time. We will be back and so will they this summer. It was time to ramble on.

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    Warm weather and Ice fishing do not a marriage make.So why explore the western edge knowing the depths are great. A slier fish would surely know there not to tread a step.He already knew that at this bank he'd be in over his head. It was along this shore the ice withdrew from under fishes feet. A 12/20 pitch into the drink the fish was there to greet. With flight of foot or flick of fin the fish and water meet. It looked as though he pissed his pants but only shrunk his meat.
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    This is the tail of fish on thin Ice and If by chance you meet stay out of the depths and away from the edge and always wear your cleats!
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    Not the first time I've fallen through the thin ice, but that would be another fish tail.


    Peace out, fish.

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    Them be some small fish.

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    Yup, no one fishes this pond but me. So many fish they are "stunted." Good clean spring fed pond with no farm runoff. Easy pickens. Five minute walk away.

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    You are Blackgang re-incarnated and re-constructed for survival in the new old world. I claim my $5 and a free fish smoker.

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    Dat who I is, dat what I b, the cats eat me up like candy. Dats why they call me da monsta fish wrapper.

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