Another Tenerife thread

[Dillinger]

right, Day 3..

Walked down the beach to the tour operator and we decided we'd have a go on a Zodiac Boat, which leave from Puerto Colon.

A sandcastle and surfers on the way.....








He's not a good passenger, Louis..



This is the fish farm that you could speed 2 kms out to sea to, apparently sometimes you can see dolphins and whales around there, but we didnt.




I dont have wifi where I am yet, so I cant unleash there Brummie Accents on you lot yet

They gave that boat a good thraping

I will get around to uploading the vids sometime, takes an age though.

So we had an hour on the boat then decided to doss on the beach at Puerto Colon.

Well I say we...




Me and Lou ducked in here for a beer and a chicken and chips



H went off to practice her gymnastics











Bless

[terry57]

Really nice family thread Dill.

Brilliant stuff.

Cheers

[Dillinger]

Day 5 -

Siam Park

Just like Thailand that place, was only in there 10 minutes and was ripped off twice








I reckon there's a few of these workers with fukked up spines trying to launch louis on his way, you can see the moment when they pulled their backs out on the videos









Most of the fun stuff is on video, in that park all that was played were Elvis christmas songs through their loudspeakers. I have one of me doing Blue Christmas while waiting for these 2 to come down the slide, if anyones interested


This is the Parks main attraction, The Tower of Power, which was fukkin shut, the Daygo cnuts, that was the second rip off by the way. I promised a mate I'd come down it, showed it him on Facebook and still had to explain to him I aint doing it without water...




the first rip off was when Louis couldnt get into one of those siam park wet suits and they wouldnt refund my 5 euros, so i had a TheGent moment and chucked it in the pool, then went back and fished it out and handed it back, remembering they had my 20 euro deposit

Aqualand was far superior to Siam Park, if you ever want to choose between the 2.


Although the Lazy River was nice and relaxing. Guess I was lucky having 2 kids there who could keep them slves company because that water was fokking freezing cold, wonder if BB got in there

Quality Time




See ya kids, Take your time




This is some wimpy Chinese guy and if you zoom in you can see the slight graze he's getting the lifeguard to put a plaster on




I wonder if Withnall would do these 2 ??




Oi get back in there........




your brothers drowning

[Dillinger]

hmmm.... I seem to have lost day 4 somewhere...

[nigelandjan]

the first rip off was when Louis couldnt get into one of those siam park wet suits and they wouldnt refund my 5 euros, so i had a TheGent moment and chucked it in the pool, then went back and fished it out and handed it back, remembering they had my 20 euro deposit

chicken heads

luvin it mate

[Dillinger]

aaaah, right day 4 was Siam Park, day 5 we watched dad get tipsy and Man U slaughter Liverpool. Then there was an almighty brawl in the bar involving about 8 Pikeys. One got smashed in the head with a broken bottle. Luckily we'd left the bar by then but watched it all from the adjacent Souvenir shop.
They had about 7 little kids with them but didnt care, their women shielded the screaming kids. Then the police turned up and took a couple of them away.
Talking to the bartender on the way back past, he reckons it happens in there at least once a year with the pikeys. We didnt go back.

[terry57]

Hey Dill,

The main thing I can see wrong with that picture is that you have forgotten to put your socks on.

You know the deal mate, Englishmen must wear his socks with sandles .

Like fish and chips mate, there an item.

[nigelandjan]

Well spotted Terry ,, trouble is he,s been outta the UK system for too long now , he's forgotten ur rules: Ive send the appropriate red !

[Dillinger]

As someone told you yesterday Tezza, that's the Yermans

Here I will dig out the song on You Tube for you....

[terry57]

^ ^

Yes, I may Red dill for letting down the Queen and Country.

Poor Old Phillip would have a stroke if he noticed one of his subjects not wearing his socks.

Dill can be quite a recalcitrant at times EH.

Big Lou looks much more reliable and H as well.

[Dillinger]

Before the footy we had been down to Los Cristianos Beach..





Left the kids to play in that freezin cold Atlantic




whilst I laid back and enjoyed the talent



thought I'd get a close up for Withers



She had better tits than her daughter though




oops nearly rumbled



She really didnt wanna watch the footy




One of those freaky human statues

[Dillinger]

Fed up after sitting in the boozer for a few hours....

Can I have a phone Dad... can I.... can I...can I ?




Well how could you say no to that ?

Got to wondering what phone a girl would like, then remembered Bettyboo's new purchase




Note to self: Never take those little fukkers shopping when pissed.

Look at that Indian bastard, loving it

[beerlaodrinker]

She had better tits than her daughter though


This threads got it all dill,
Siam park rip offs
Birds that withnall would do
Sandals without socks
Brawling pikeys
Lager
There's even a promise of a videos of you singing blue elvis great stuff , loving it

[terry57]

^

Hey lao, check the last picture out.

There are two Soap dodgers in the one pic sporting the national uniform.

[beerlaodrinker]

Faaark your right, didn't notice those 2 conts, my apologies, will edit it now

[Dillinger]

^^ Steigen Sie meinen Thread Sie kleinen Penis australischen Schafe Penetrator

[beerlaodrinker]

^^ Steigen Sie meinen Thread Sie kleinen Penis australischen Schafe Penetrator

Did you just call me an Aussie cont in German? Anyway top thread crack on, can you stop sneaking those sock/sandal pics in though, Fooking retina can't take much of that sort of thing

[Dillinger]

nein, das vos fur Terrence

[beerlaodrinker]

^Fair enough that

[terry57]

nein, das vos fur Terrence

Happy New Year to you to Dill.

[Dillinger]

3 hours that has took me, right I'm off out for a monger, you coming Tel ?

[terry57]

^

Yes why not ,

Just hang on 5 minutes, I'm off to get Thegent.

Head over to Gullivers EH.

[Dillinger]

Bit upmarket for me that mate.

I shall be in the beer garden within the hour

[terry57]

The family threads are always good, Lao does them and AO did some nice ones before he semi flounced.

[patsycat]

Your daughter has beautiful hair.