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    my 73 year old neighbour

    now this guy looks in his late 50s, slim fit and no health problems, BUT, he has started taking viagra, this has turned him from the gentleman that he was into a wild sexual animal, yes he now nips out for short times, but it gets worse.

    His live in galfriend explains that from being a kind considerate sexy lover he has turned into a jealous sex beast, the last few days he has sexually abused her, yep the whole lot, vaginal anal and then stuck it in her gob, well she had enough of this and the relationship seems to have fallen apart, so for all you old guys out there, just give up sex gracefully and leave it to us younger guys

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    What, all of us for all of you?

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    look you old gits really dont need sex, just relive your past conquests, no need for all that viagra and stuff, just send them off to their toyboy for an afternoon of pleasure, i should mention that i have lots of spare afternoons at present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    the last few days he has sexually abused her, yep the whole lot, vaginal anal and then stuck it in her gob
    dd is a keen member of the local Neighbourhood Watch


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    look you old gits really dont need sex
    What are we defining as "old" here? I wouldn't consider myself old (32) but I don't get any sex. I'm married.

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    I think in DD terms, old means 60 for men and 22 for women.

    He's no spring chicken you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    22 for women
    Mmmm, well I'm truly focked then, my wife is older than I am!!

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    She looks a lot younger though.
    Are you seriously only 32, fukk... you must have had a hard life on those islands.
    I thought you were older than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Are you seriously only 32, fukk... you must have had a hard life on those islands.
    thats what sheep does to you.....

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    73 years old and still having sex.... I respect the man. I want to be having sex when I reach that age too!


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    good luck finding someone who'll have you.

    I seriously doubt that you will Ice.
    I suspect you'll run out of sexual steam before you turn 21.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Are you seriously only 32, fukk... you must have had a hard life on those islands.
    thats what sheep does to you.....
    yep, it happens to those sheep shaggers from the south island.Especially those ones that went to uni in Dunedin.

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    I met the gal of my dreams from the south islands, she just didnt realise it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I suspect you'll run out of sexual steam before you turn 21.
    Before I turn 21?

    I dont believe that! I believe I will be my usual self after 21.


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    dont believe cmn, his knob aint worked for years....

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    Did his wife tell you that DD?


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I met the gal of my dreams from the south islands, she just didnt realise it
    She was prolly used to those heathen south island inbred pack of complete arsehole picking fence post shagging dorks.

    She is prolly old and wrinkley now...and has no sense of humour...Look on the bright side.

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    I'm willing to concede that I find sex a bit of a chore at the best of times.
    Surprisingly, not drinking actually makes this worse.

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    You're starting to sound a little depressed, and it's only day 9.

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    see, he is probaby gay, i noticed all the lady men called out to him though

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    see, he is probaby gay,
    speaking of which, I am worried (genuinely) about the mysterious disappearance of NickA.
    Does anyone know where he is?
    It's most unlike him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    73 years old and still having sex.... I respect the man. I want to be having sex when I reach that age too!
    Sex with a 73 year old English woman?
    Scary thought.
    Last edited by friscofrankie; 05-01-2007 at 01:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    see, he is probaby gay,
    speaking of which, I am worried (genuinely) about the mysterious disappearance of NickA.
    Does anyone know where he is?
    It's most unlike him.
    I'm saying nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    look you old gits really dont need sex,
    Oi !!! I Do - maybe you young whipper-snappers will change your tune when you get dry behind the ears and reach my age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    73 years old and still having sex.... I respect the man. I want to be having sex when I reach that age too!
    Sex with a 73 year old English woman?
    Scary thought.
    sex with ANY 73 year old woman!

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