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    ok Kiddies, tomorrow is new years eve

    So the big boys will be out playing, yes they will have their nasty fireworks and not have a care in the world about who gets injured by them as they stagger about in a drunken stupor trying to light them, also the big boys will be driving round in their great big cars totally pissed out of their heads and not worry about running over peoples bunny rabbits, children or even the parents, so children tomorrow is a pretty good time to be a bit careful out there with all the big boys playing there cheerfull little games of death and maiming, dont become a victim, kill a Thai drunk today you know it makes sense

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    Can you recommend a method of killing a Thai drunk?

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    Just give them your motorbike keys and send them off to buy beer is an easy way

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    OK I have given this a lot of thought and how best to save lives in the future, it is probably best to cull the low life drunken scummy motorbike taxi drivers first, one day these people may own 4 or 10 wheel vehicles, so lets nip this shite in the bud so to speak, yep motorbike taxies are the first step to homicidal maniac lorry drivers, they may start out as your local motorbike homocidal maniac, but they could soon be your local coach driver, anyway back to nipping it in the bud and helping Thailand out, so tomorrow your wandering down the road and you see your local motorbike taxi mafia, give the drunkest one 100baht and tell him to get another bottle, ok most wont be killed but if we all do it we can hope for some nasty maimings and injuries, and at least they are doing it to their own, one less scumbag on the streets

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    give the drunkest one 100baht and tell him to get another bottle, ok most wont be killed
    No, but they'll probably run into an innocent family instead.

    Slight flaw in the masterplan I reckon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Slight flaw in the masterplan I reckon.
    hmmm, your right, I need some chermans to help me with the masterplan, us english aint good at these master plans

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    It'll work, really...

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