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    Farangs who take just about anything Thai and female

    I was having a really interesting conversation with a group of "old timers" and the location of the pub shall remain anonymous. The conversation got around to females and then the usual "my girl is normal" argument ensued, and as usual it got absolutely nowhere.

    Their argument (and mine against) was that ALL Thai girls are great and nothing they do wrong is wrong enough for these men to attempt getting together with anything else at all. Mention farang female and Khao Sarn Road to this lot and their hearts go into serious palpitations.

    To these guys, Thai females are the be all and end all of all females. Even their soft skin is superior to that of any other girl worldwide, and if they scam you in any way, bargirl or not, then it's the guys fault for putting temptation in their mist.

    To cut things short, these man have been in Bangkok around ten years and started with bargirls and are now dating waiteresses, most of whom work as Beer promotion girls at beer gardens.

    "She was a virgin when I first met her" One guy beamed at me.

    Yeah sure she was.

    Another guy in the group was shacked up with a pig seller while another had plucked a fruit seller out of the slums. "They don't cost me anything" they boasted.

    Anybody ever met anybody else so dissolusioned that you could sell them pigshit if you painted it gold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post

    "She was a virgin when I first met her" One guy beamed at me.
    Well maybe she was, someone has to be first.

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post

    Another guy in the group was shacked up with a pig seller while another had plucked a fruit seller out of the slums. "They don't cost me anything" they boasted.

    Anybody ever met anybody else so dissolusioned that you could sell them pigshit if you painted it gold?
    Come on Pat, it's called sexual attraction, some flower sellers are very good looking. I suspect that you are the disillusioned one.

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    Very odd company, the DJ is keeping.

    Each to their own, I suppose...

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    I was having a really interesting conversation with a group of "old timers" and the location of the pub shall remain anonymous.

    'Pub' or 'web forum'?

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    You should know, Me..., sorry, skullie.

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    DJ Pat - how about a positive thread?
    Mind you I do like your rants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skulldigger View Post
    I was having a really interesting conversation with a group of "old timers" and the location of the pub shall remain anonymous.

    'Pub' or 'web forum'?
    Ok it was the fucking Black Swan pub, happy?

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    Never happier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    Very odd company, the DJ is keeping.
    indeed.


    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Anybody ever met anybody else so dissolusioned that you could sell them pigshit if you painted it gold?
    i don't know....what does 'dissolusioned' mean?

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    ^Dissolved is probably what he was trying to write.
    That's what happens to the old timers brains when they spend to much time in the pub..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I was having a really interesting conversation
    Sounds pretty foking boring to me, you heard it all a million times before and you have you opinions...blah blah blah.

    When your thier age you will be saying the same thing and acting the same way. Until then try and be a little less condescending chai mai?

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    How do any of you know that I didn't find the conversation really interesting?

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    I'm sure you did Pat, that's what's so disturbing about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I was having a really interesting conversation with a group of "old timers" and the location of the pub shall remain anonymous. The conversation got around to females and then the usual "my girl is normal" argument ensued, and as usual it got absolutely nowhere.

    Their argument (and mine against) was that ALL Thai girls are great and nothing they do wrong is wrong enough for these men to attempt getting together with anything else at all. Mention farang female and Khao Sarn Road to this lot and their hearts go into serious palpitations.

    To these guys, Thai females are the be all and end all of all females. Even their soft skin is superior to that of any other girl worldwide, and if they scam you in any way, bargirl or not, then it's the guys fault for putting temptation in their mist.

    To cut things short, these man have been in Bangkok around ten years and started with bargirls and are now dating waiteresses, most of whom work as Beer promotion girls at beer gardens.

    "She was a virgin when I first met her" One guy beamed at me.

    Yeah sure she was.

    Another guy in the group was shacked up with a pig seller while another had plucked a fruit seller out of the slums. "They don't cost me anything" they boasted.

    Anybody ever met anybody else so dissolusioned that you could sell them pigshit if you painted it gold?
    Give it a fucking rest, will ya?

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    Come on guys, I thought it was an OK post, and the subject, although hardly original, is interesting.

    You find these kind of "old timers" everywhere. They know it all, and "understand" the locals to perfections. The way they generalise can be amusing the first time you experience it. "All Thai men are ...." "Thai women are....." "Farang women are....", etc.

    Most of them seem to spend their entire life in expat bars, but still claim to love Thailand, and then without missing a heartbeat will criticize everything about it.

    Next time you see one, buy him (it is always a "he") a beer, and humour him for a few minutes. They are indeed a dying breed - if they don't die from drinking, then the new visa rules will surely do them in....
    Any error in tact, fact or spelling is purely due to transmissional errors...

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    Possibly True

    I never meet them because I never go looking for them, don't wanna be like them, not interested in their opinions.

    Neither am i interested in Pat and his rather condescending 'I think I have it sussed' attitude. The opening post comes across like a Sun Exclusive, 4 word quotes taken out of context, all designed to suit Pat's agenda.

    That said..... I find these guys with nothing bad to say far more refreshing than some of the twats you meet with nothing good to say. 20 odds years in an out of Thailand and I still adore the place for it's faults as much as anything, but chatting to people in bars is one of the few downsides. Way too much bullshit flying around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteshiva View Post
    They know it all, and "understand" the locals to perfections. The way they generalise can be amusing the first time you experience it. "All Thai men are ...." "Thai women are....." "Farang women are....", etc.

    Most of them seem to spend their entire life in expat bars, but still claim to love Thailand, and then without missing a heartbeat will criticize everything about it.

    Next time you see one, buy him (it is always a "he") a beer, and humour him for a few minutes. They are indeed a dying breed - if they don't die from drinking, then the new visa rules will surely do them in....
    ^^And one of these guys started a thread on Thaivisa entitled

    "My refusal to speak Thai"

    Remember that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteshiva View Post
    They know it all, and "understand" the locals to perfections. The way they generalise can be amusing the first time you experience it. "All Thai men are ...." "Thai women are....." "Farang women are....", etc.

    Most of them seem to spend their entire life in expat bars, but still claim to love Thailand, and then without missing a heartbeat will criticize everything about it.

    Next time you see one, buy him (it is always a "he") a beer, and humour him for a few minutes. They are indeed a dying breed - if they don't die from drinking, then the new visa rules will surely do them in....
    ^^And one of these guys started a thread on Thaivisa entitled

    "My refusal to speak Thai"

    Remember that?
    er.. no, who are you refering to ?

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    Those Old Timers most probably were married before to Western women who took them to the cleaners and hung out to dry after a messy divorce. They would have lost their house, car, access to kids and 50% of their pension fund just because the wife had thought the grass was greener on the other side. They have become very bitter and cynical of Western women. These guys do walk around with Rose tinted glasses after meeting the girl of their dreams in Thailand. "Their skin is so soft, lovely long black hair, firm tits, pert arse, takes care of the house" blah, blah, blah......not like farang women, blah, blah...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Udonite
    "Their skin is so soft, lovely long black hair, firm tits, pert arse, takes care of the house" blah, blah, blah......not like farang women, blah, blah...
    But that is true, in the UK you ask the bitch to make you a cup of tea and it is a full scale war, here they make it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    in the UK you ask the bitch to make you a cup of tea and it is a full scale war, here they make it for you.
    You haven't met my missus yet.

    But well, I like them strong, she does all the hard work like chopping firewood and stuff while I sit in front of the com sipping me drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Udonite View Post
    Those Old Timers most probably were married before to Western women who took them to the cleaners and hung out to dry after a messy divorce. They would have lost their house, car, access to kids and 50% of their pension fund just because the wife had thought the grass was greener on the other side. They have become very bitter and cynical of Western women. These guys do walk around with Rose tinted glasses after meeting the girl of their dreams in Thailand. "Their skin is so soft, lovely long black hair, firm tits, pert arse, takes care of the house" blah, blah, blah......not like farang women, blah, blah...
    Well put, almost the words I was looking for.

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    what's wrong with Thai women ? good personality and nice body.

    And what is the definition of "normal" in Thailand ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    But that is true, in the UK you ask the bitch to make you a cup of tea and it is a full scale war, here they make it for you.
    I used to cook breakfast in bed for my ex on occasion I have you know!

    And every morning I awoke him with some special treatment and a cup of tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    And every morning I awoke him with some special treatment and a cup of tea.
    God that sounds awful.

    A cup of coffee, black as night and 2 cigarettes on a tray does me.

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