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    Time to divorce the bitch

    Well I just nipped out to get some cigarettes, and what do I see down stairs? I see my dogs being humiliated and abused by my girlfriend, this is real proof of how evil Thai people can be, she even has some of her friends down there laughing at my baby, ok the Chinese ratdog looks real hard in his military style camo coat, but he is just laughing at my poor baby.



    Look at the rat thingy, there he is all 2 kiloes of him laughing at my killer rottie, well hopefully this evening she will bite his head off, that will teach him.



    Yes my poor baby has been made the laughing stock of the street, made to take walks in a bloody pink T Shirt because she might get cold just look at those teeth, they were made for killing poodles and other poofy dogs, now she has to wear a pink Tshirt


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    Rotties in pink ow ard? hey i think it looks cute,by the way whats its name..barbie?

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    anyway a real bloke would have his rottie in black

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    "it"? "barbie"? She is actually named after one of Englands greatest heroes, yes Baroness Mageret Thatcher, or is it lady thatcher? and before slimboy or any of the Aussies get online, no that isn't one of my old t shirts, and yes rigger that would look fine with your pink handbag

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    hey dd maggie is my hero to, god i love the iron maiden.so good for the uk pole tax rules bring it on

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    Poll tax was good for me, my rates were nearly 600 pounds per year, poll tax came in and then I was paying 120 quid per year, and remember this was a long time ago when I was young and sexy and had better things to spend my money on

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    That is so wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden View Post
    That is so wrong...
    The Dog wrong ? Not possible.

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    Wait I'll compose the ode to the Rottie named Barbie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    when I was young and sexy

    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    That is so wrong...
    you got that one right IM...

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    my dogs love the cold, although this timeof year is the only time I see them looking for some sun to sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Hawk View Post
    anyway a real bloke would have his rottie in black
    Have to agree here.Never thought that you would bring up a dog like that.Shamefull.

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    This is why I love Thailand.

    A person can come out here without the stigma attached back home. Just look at the kateoy situation.

    I've not had the desire to come out (or even be gay for that matter) but I like to know that I could if I wanted...

    And I'm sure it's the same a Rottie.

    Imagine the stereotyping they have to endure!

    Yet in Thailand...

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    The dog looks quite nice in pink.

    I'm glad thats not my football though

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    She is actually named after one of Englands greatest heroes, yes Baroness Mageret Thatcher, or is it lady thatcher?
    Hey DD, I am sure you get a kick out of calling your rottie 'farken stuck up tory bitch' but for chrissakes, have mercy on the poor dog.

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    can dogs divorce their owners then ?

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    i am quite glad i have a small dog. here its the law that you have to pick up the dogs shit - and quite reasonable too living in a high population density place where most people are flat dwellers and have to bring the dog out for a crap on the pavement.

    i imagine with a rottweiler you would need a tescos carrier bag, and heaven help you if it had loose stools.

    that said i would never give my dog a pink shirt. in fact any colour of shirt.

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    I wonder if you can buy studs here, those great big nasty metal ones that people put into their dogs collars, maybe 40 or 50 of them in her Tshirt would harden up her image a bit, actually the weather has warmed up a bit here today so hopefully by tomorrow she will be seen on the streets and sois of Jomtien in her full naked glory.

    That reminds me, I was discussing with random chances about getting her artificially inseminated, the male dog is a bit old for all that marlarkey and the last time I saw him finish it was all over her head, no idea where he got that idea from, anyway this artifical insemination seems quite easy, I just need someone to do it, so all you got to do is put some of my main dogs sperm into a straw, insert the straw into the bitch dog, and then blow, any volunteers?

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    he male dog is a bit old for all that marlarkey and the last time I saw him finish it was all over her head, no idea where he got that idea from
    Eh?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    , I just need someone to do it, so all you got to do is put some of my main dogs sperm into a straw, insert the straw into the bitch dog, and then blow, any volunteers?
    should be easy, as long as you deal with the front end of the bitch.

    i mean its not as if i need to find her clitoris or anything silly like that.

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    Well, you may want to practise your sucking stuff up a straw skills, just in case like, and hope for no fanny farts before you blow

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    It could be worse DD she could have put a bumbag on the dog, and that would be really gay!

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    Why don't you just accept the inevitable and get your gf a poodle!

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    All you need DD is a little pink number for yourself!
    It would go well with ya beard.

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    Well we spent most of the afternoon down the vets, she has been eating okay and all that but the last couple of months she has been losing weight, the bad news is that she may have diabetes, god knows what you do with a dog with diabetes, still we shall find out this evening, the vet wants to check her blood every couple of hours, the sugar level, I think thats what it is, should be 100 odd and it is 400 odd, although I have to admit I am not sure if dogs can get diabetes and whether that was what the vet was saying, shall find out more this evening when I pick her up

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