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    The 'is this you?' thread...

    Travels alone, but known to be sociable. Larger paunch often covered by sweaty cotton shirt that says: “hey, I’m just here on vacation.” Feels little shame, but can become aggressive if provoked. Poor vision, may not see your camera. Slow moving, they are easy to escape. Drinks: flagons of old speckled hen.


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    Unsociable, even to their evening’s date. Spends all week shopping at street stalls for that perfect mobile phone holster or ridiculous shorts.

    He must be a Brit. look at his socks!


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    Just plain weird. Usually alone and unkempt, often striding with intent. Can seem confused or emotional. Rarely makes eye contact. Fast-moving, they can be dangerous. Drinks: own urine.


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    Fresh from college, and before telling your mother you were going on a religious mission to the far east to spread the mormon faith, you had only ever had sex with the likes of small animals. You are 22 years old and are now supporting your Thai GF and 17 of her relatives. Your mother is going to kill you when she finds out how much you have clocked up on her credit card.


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    Harry getting it on with the gals at a bkk party/orgy


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    That 'Harry' look Hides behind an air of respectability. Assumes a clever disguise. Adopts ‘heavens, how did I end up in this part of town look?’ attitude. Cunning and greedy, he is to be treated with caution. Drinks: sparkling white wine.


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    An all too-common site these days, the macho look that asserts his sexuality. Young enough to still feel shame, they will rarely look you in the eye.


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    Sure, they may amuse us with their uniform paunches, the Dad-gone-bad fashion and guilty expressions, but most of the time they just embarrass, and, well… maybe there’s a part of us menfolk that fear one day we could become like them ourselves.


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    This is an absolute fantastic thread.

    Is the bloke in the yellow shirt wearing a buddha thingy?

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    Are you sure it's quite the done thing to take snapshots of people and then take the unholy piddle on internet forums?

    I love it though, keep them coming Harold.

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    LoL I actually KNOW some of these people. I work with one of them's brother as well

    Small fucking country!

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    Wally

    You haven't just taken on our ex teacher - young (23) fat lad called gareth who is knocking up a 16 or 17 year old dancer in a club in BKK are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    This is an absolute fantastic thread.
    I agree.

    Where did you get these Harry?

    I hope my pics not going to turn up here somewhere.

    Although I'm here in spirit.

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    From a pirates website

    He's pirating pirates!

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    You work with these guys kenny???

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    Nope the brother of the chap in DD's picture (how the fuck did you get that?) is who I work with.

    Showed him the picture earlier!

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    Are you a typical TEFLer who drags your arse through the week just for the weekend when you really let your hair down!

    What do you think Butch?



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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Are you sure it's quite the done thing to take snapshots of people and then take the unholy piddle on internet forums?
    Why not, it's nothing the 'Paparazzi' don't already do. Just think yourselves damn fortunate that I wasn't able to attend the recent TD social gathering.

    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Where did you get these Harry?
    *rasps*

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    Harry enjoys vaseline and a camera up his bum?

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    The majority of them are from a different website though ain't they Hazza?

    DD where did you get that one please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    The majority of them are from a different website though ain't they Hazza?
    Yes they are, but you knew that already. I've got lots more from different sources that I'll post when I have the inclination, it depends on how well the thread goes really. I'm sure I've seen that one dd posted before but it was a good while ago.

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    My friend say your ones recently on a site. Link???

    I kind of knew, but wanted you to confirm.....they could have after all nicked them from you mate.

    But DD's was only taken a little while ago (not even a month I think...or according to his brother)......???
    Brass Monkey that funky Monkey
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    Harry has his otters every where

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    This character is prolly explaing the benefits of anal sex to his g/f who obviously doesn't understand a word of English else she'd have her hand out for an extra 500 baht for the really dirty stuff. Could this be our Poolie?


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    Na, aint poolie, his zipper is closed

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