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    What do you want for Christmas?

    I want one of these:


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    ^ I thought all of us, in da LoS, had one

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    ^To a certain extent, but this has some nifty features like not having to talk to them!
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    I want a wheelbarrow.

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    I want a cordless shaver.


    I bought it yesterday

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    MM: I want to know why you want a cordless shaver- you randy bugger

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    why did they include a "-" minus button for boob size?

    Surely a glaring error.

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    ^ not unless you were confronted with these

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    ^^ even more so is the inclusion of a shop button - my missus never needs any encouragement to go out and hit the plastic hard....

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    ^yeah - but what about going to the shop to get you a few beers

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    ^ but surely that is all part and parcel of the beer button, otherwise if u have to explain the details it could get tiresome....

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    ^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

    shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



    These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

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    there should be a button for different outfits - nurses uniform, japanese schoolgirl, north sea fisherman etc

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    ^now you're talking. clearly and expert in these matters

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    North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    ^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

    shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



    These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate
    mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

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    couple of buttons missing I fear.

    Family - delete program
    Mother in law - back ( to her home town )

    Why no blowjob button?

    In fact why no blowjob / beer / change channel to sport button?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuferguson View Post
    couple of buttons missing I fear.

    Family - delete program
    Mother in law - back ( to her home town )

    Why no blowjob button?

    In fact why no blowjob / beer / change channel to sport button?
    damn YES ! green fer that!

    all my problems would be solved if only my missus was an orphan.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    ^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

    shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



    These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

    North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people
    mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!
    I like my fisherwoman warm

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    ^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

    shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"



    These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate

    North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people
    mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!
    I like my fisherwoman warm

    i'm sure i'm being misquoted here !?!?

    i would never have said

    1. i like north sea fisherMEN ! (this suggest farang and suggests men !)

    2. i like them cold !

    3. i dont care where they come from !

    if i could juz work out 'ow ya did it......


    cos everyone knows the KW is acutally a real man!

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    I want my missus to have a bigger chest!!
    There great but not perfect.

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