What do you want for Christmas?

I want one of these::dev+ang:

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...mal_getmsg.jpg

^ I thought all of us, in da LoS, had one

^To a certain extent, but this has some nifty features like not having to talk to them!:cool:

I want a wheelbarrow.

I want a cordless shaver.


I bought it yesterday :)

MM: I want to know why you want a cordless shaver- you randy bugger :)

why did they include a "-" minus button for boob size?

Surely a glaring error.

^ not unless you were confronted with these

^^ even more so is the inclusion of a shop button - my missus never needs any encouragement to go out and hit the plastic hard....

^yeah - but what about going to the shop to get you a few beers :)

^ but surely that is all part and parcel of the beer button, otherwise if u have to explain the details it could get tiresome....

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"

:)

These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate :)

there should be a button for different outfits - nurses uniform, japanese schoolgirl, north sea fisherman etc

^now you're talking. clearly and expert in these matters :)

North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by William

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"

:)

These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate :)

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mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

couple of buttons missing I fear.

Family - delete program
Mother in law - back ( to her home town )

Why no blowjob button?

In fact why no blowjob / beer / change channel to sport button?

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Originally Posted by tuferguson

couple of buttons missing I fear.

Family - delete program
Mother in law - back ( to her home town )

Why no blowjob button?

In fact why no blowjob / beer / change channel to sport button?

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damn YES ! green fer that!

all my problems would be solved if only my missus was an orphan.....

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Originally Posted by William

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"

:)

These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate :)

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North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people:rolleyes:

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mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

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I like my fisherwoman warm

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

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Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

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Originally Posted by William

^ no, the beer button is "get me a beer from the fridge, bitch"

shop button is "go down to Family Mart and by me a 6-pack, bitch"

:)

These are women, you need to keep the orders simple mate :)

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North Sea fisherman?! you need to spend more time on dry land and get out and meet people:rolleyes:

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mate i dont care where it comes from - so long as its fckn cold!

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I like my fisherwoman warm

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i'm sure i'm being misquoted here !?!? :confused:

i would never have said

1. i like north sea fisherMEN ! (this suggest farang and suggests men !)

2. i like them cold !

3. i dont care where they come from !

if i could juz work out 'ow ya did it...... :(


cos everyone knows the KW is acutally a real man!

I want my missus to have a bigger chest!!:D
There great but not perfect.