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    Are we "missing" any Pommie members?

    Lost British tourists found at Phangan

    (TNA) - Police have located two British tourists lost overnight in a dense forest on Surat Thani's Phangan island.

    Michael Gate, 30, and his wife Jinney, 27, walked into the forest intending to exit at a beach on the opposite side of the island, but became disoriented. Michael later telephoned the island's tourist service centre, seeking help, saying that his mobile phone battery was low, and that the couple had no food or drinking water.

    Local authorities began their search Monday night in the densely forested area and found the lost couple Tuesday afternoon.

    Fatigued but uninjured, the couple were sent to hospital on the island for medical checkups.

    Koh Phangan, in the Gulf of Thailand north of Koh Samui, is two thirds mountainous and covered with dense forest. The island is popular for its "Full Moon Party" on Had Rin beach.

    The spot is ranked as the third most beautiful spot in the world to view the full moon. Numbers of international tourists flock here to take part in the famous celebration on every full moon night.



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    how big is the island? Walk until you get to the beach where you will find someone.

    Maybe they were hiding their shame after their crickets team most recent loss.

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    ^ I think you could be right!
    PERRILESS POMS PONDER PITIFULL PERFORMANCE
    After being rescued, the perilless poms were quoted as saying "it's bleedin' hot 'ere, guvnor. 'Ow bout those ruthless, australians, ehh!??"

    THE NATION

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    "it's bleedin' hot 'ere, guvnor. 'Ow bout those ruthless, australians, ehh!??" they are blaady cannibals those Aussie animal sex offendors, they anally raped both of my sheep and my goat, foking animals the lot of them
    I quite agree wally, animals the lot of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    "it's bleedin' hot 'ere, guvnor. 'Ow bout those ruthless, australians, ehh!??" they are blaady cannibals those Aussie animal sex offendors, they anally raped both of my sheep and my goat, foking animals the lot of them
    I quite agree wally, animals the lot of them
    What the bladdy hell was he doing taking his wife, sheep, and goat to thailand in the first place!?! .....poms are always taking farm animals to strange places, and doing things..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    "it's bleedin' hot 'ere, guvnor. 'Ow bout those ruthless, australians, ehh!??" they are blaady cannibals those Aussie animal sex offendors, they anally raped both of my sheep and my goat, foking animals the lot of them they didnt even give them any kissing !
    I quite agree wally, animals the lot of them particularly not even kissing the animals first!
    not for me thanks DD

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    Bloody Sex Tourists, they're everywhere



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    Danbo and Squirrel are missing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Danbo and Squirrel are missing!
    is that in reference to the thread title or the picture that Thetyim posted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    is that in reference to the thread title or the picture that Thetyim posted?
    Well, I didn't think of it until I saw the picture.

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