Thread: I'm gonna cut your fuckin head off...

Originally Posted by The Enemy of Many

my fist said a little something as it smashed his mouth in and sure enough those two front teeth popped out onto the sand with a mouthful of blood and my knuckless dripping blood beneath me. He attempted to grab me again so I sweeped him onto the ground put him into a headlock and told him to keep his fucking mouth shut or he would lose the rest of his teeth next time.

You must have a really poor punch if you couldn't knock him out.

Originally Posted by Lantern

Did he have a distinctive accent.

Could be Loy Toy, he talks funny : )

^She probably forgot to cook his dinner

Originally Posted by Dalton

Originally Posted by rawlins

^ There is no honour in getting your head cut off.

You should have knocked the fokker out ... Where's your balls

Got cut off last time?

^ still got two independantly gyrating bollocks down there last time I checked.

Just checked again.


and again.

...

just abstract..like RAWLINS.. i like this AV.. up for a beer RAWLINS mate when i land again?

It is a decent threat, but if he has to go and get his mates (or was he looking for a saw?) then he isn't much... As said above, people who saw your head off don't bother making threats first...

Originally Posted by rawlins

^ still got two independantly gyrating bollocks down there last time I checked.

Just checked again.


and again.

Since you have no use for them, then stop playing with them you perv....

Originally Posted by Satonic

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

In all the years I've stood in bars (both sides of the wood) never have I seen the threat carried out and if there is hand bags it's normally pulled apart by other customers...but...


I've seen people walk in and walks straight passed the bar and smash the living shit out of someone....they and everyone else never saw it coming.

The worse time was on a Sunday lunch time a big guy was sitting will a long haired blond girl and in walked this guy n he did nt look like he was popping in for a pint and some free cheese n peanuts ..

Straight up smashed the guy sitting down ten times (every time he tried to get up to retaliate) smash in the boat again then grabbed the girl by the hair and dragged her across the floor cave man style.

Think she must have been over the side....

Guiness anyone.

About 4 years ago I was sitting in a bar in Kata( I think) , Phuket. Thai guy was on a bar stool next to me, a Thai guy strolled in from the street, slashed the guy next to me throat and walked away. Guy died on the floor in front of me despite efforts to stop the bleeding.

Pretty scary... No threats, arguments or anything. Just done the job and moved on.

Thats called a hit, your really lucky you did not get it for just being a witness. You need to count your blessings and never go back there.

Originally Posted by Satonic

About 4 years ago I was sitting in a bar in Kata( I think)

How do you forget what area you were in after witnessing something like that ?

Originally Posted by nedwalk

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just abstract..like RAWLINS.. i like this AV.. up for a beer RAWLINS mate when i land again?

Always Ned... Get LT along too as I might need to build a bit of a posse up.

Originally Posted by Satonic

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

In all the years I've stood in bars (both sides of the wood) never have I seen the threat carried out and if there is hand bags it's normally pulled apart by other customers...but...


I've seen people walk in and walks straight passed the bar and smash the living shit out of someone....they and everyone else never saw it coming.

The worse time was on a Sunday lunch time a big guy was sitting will a long haired blond girl and in walked this guy n he did nt look like he was popping in for a pint and some free cheese n peanuts ..

Straight up smashed the guy sitting down ten times (every time he tried to get up to retaliate) smash in the boat again then grabbed the girl by the hair and dragged her across the floor cave man style.

Think she must have been over the side....

Guiness anyone.

About 4 years ago I was sitting in a bar in Kata( I think) , Phuket. Thai guy was on a bar stool next to me, a Thai guy strolled in from the street, slashed the guy next to me throat and walked away. Guy died on the floor in front of me despite efforts to stop the bleeding.

Pretty scary... No threats, arguments or anything. Just done the job and moved on.

That is the kind of thing that could go viral on Youtube if you had your camera ready... But then you wouldn't try to film it would you?

If I do get my head sawn off by some Glaswegian nutter I would hope it was caught on film so I could at last have my 15 minutes.

Ok mate i promise to bring me camera..i,m sure LT and LARS will only be too happpy to be part of the Rawlins possie..

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Originally Posted by The Enemy of Many

I was in a bar in Pattaya last year and this old brittish bastard was smashed past recovery. He looked at me come into the sea side bar with my 19 year old girlfriend. He yelled at her, "I'll give ya twice what this fuckin yankee's is payin ya"! She looked at him and said "Fuck you", he replied "You got too pretty of a mouth to be having such ugly things come out of it". So thats when I replied, I stared at him and said "The only ugly things that are going to come out of your mouth will be those yellow urine stained front teeth of yours". He got up and started shouting brittish gibberish at me and pushed me back so I said nothing but my fist said a little something as it smashed his mouth in and sure enough those two front teeth popped out onto the sand with a mouthful of blood and my knuckless dripping blood beneath me. He attempted to grab me again so I sweeped him onto the ground put him into a headlock and told him to keep his fucking mouth shut or he would lose the rest of his teeth next time...

Oh, hilarious ! How I laughed !
So your ego is so fragile that you take to heart a few things an older, completely drunk man says to you, and yolu literally knocked his teeth out ? You couldn't possibly just ignore him ? Or is this all just in your fantasies ? Either way, you seem to have a few psychological problems, my friend. Serious ones.[/QUOTE


Well unlike u and the other pathetic losers who think I was wrong for knocking out some old brittish douchebag for stereotyping my girlfriend as a prostitute and 2 soliciting her. How would you like it if the next time I meet your mothers i offer her 50 cents to fuck her in the ass? Maybe u fellaz are jealous a guy like me actually gets hot 42 kg 19 year old college students to call girlfriend and not just one I have 7 to worship me like a god while u fuckin homos sit online and circle jerk all day like teenagers on a saturday night alone at home.......

^You might get jailed for multi-nicking mind, socal.

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Originally Posted by Mykinos

Originally Posted by The Enemy of Many

mouth shut or he would lose the rest of his teeth next time..

bit of a jackass aren't you?....real wayyy cool getting into a fight with an old drunk.

I think I know who this guy is, really nothing to worry about

You know who I am? I've actually accomplished more with my life than failing to pay child support and coming to thailand to marry a bar girl. Go to my music profile and see me with 3 Maxim bikini models who dance for me at shows, I got 7 girlfriends and I fight for the dignity for all of them, so if one of u child molesting sexpats has some insulting thing to say towards thai women or to judge me I can guarantee u will have more to complain about than your ladyboy girlfriends robbing u blind or your ugly old bar whore of a wife raping u with a dildo. U r all a bunch of cyber nerd cum buckets so lick the sweat off my balls .......

you look a right cnut on your gay myspace home page!

^ link?

The Enemy of Many (OFFICIAL SITE) | Free Music, Tour Dates, Photos, Videos

The one on the left, did you suck his cock?

for fcuk sayke!!! my toenails look tougher, did you really beat up an old drunk englishbloke ?


the enemy of many!!!!!!!! nice banner,oh my life, well thanks for the giggle anyways

U r a bunch of jealous homosexuals...Did u see the other main pic with 3 maxim models? I got tons of pics of me with sexier girls than all u fucking losers can imagine. Do u understand I have never seen another westerner in thailand with as many sexy girls who are all well educated and under 28? U can all hate all u want but I get girls and u fellaz get dirty old whore who were probably fucked by half of bangkok before u marrier her... LOL