Thread: isn't the internet a wonderful thing

CE. At the moment I am in surfers Paradise Australia, which is indeed as near to paradise on earth as you will get, well apart from the Bovine like women who would only have an attractation for Random Chances. But apart from that, the weather is glorious, the food is terrific, its spotlessly clean, the drivers are considerate. The sailing is quite good. It is a nice place in which to have a second home, my fisrt now being Udon where the weather is too hot and wet or too hot and dry. The food is crap, its filthy and the drivers are the worst on the planet, there is no sailing but the women are well, sublime. Yóu can't havev everything can you?

G'day PP. I'm currently in Brisbane (The Gap). How long are you here for?

Originally Posted by peterpan

Yesterday I had the daily messenger conversation with my wife, it goes like this:

Wife : Hello darling
Me : Switch on the video and show me ya pussy
Wife : How are the children.
Me : Fine, show me ya pussy.
Wife: Can I talk to the girls?
Me : Yea, right after ya show me ya pussy.
Wife: Can't you think of anything else?
Me : Show me ya tits.

Uncanny - i've been havin identical conversations with my missus also,

but she gets a bit funny about doing that stuff in an internet cafe and all.....

Originally Posted by peterpan

Yesterday I had the daily messenger conversation with my wife, it goes like this:

Wife : Hello darling
Me : Switch on the video and show me ya pussy
Wife : How are the children.
Me : Fine, show me ya pussy.
Wife: Can I talk to the girls?
Me : Yea, right after ya show me ya pussy.
Wife: Can't you think of anything else?
Me : Show me ya tits.

hilarious..