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    I doing it ... i'm going to Pattaya ... for Christmas

    the mrs has to work and Iam going to Pattaya for a binge.

    I need info on:

    @Cheap places to stay (500) baht
    @well stocked pharmacies. Im after jellied temamapam and blue and white slimming pills
    @The best area of Pattya to stay if you just want to drink and whore from dawn to dusk
    @How to spot a whore with aids
    @Where do the yaba whores hang out?
    @ should my binge last 4 days or should I go all out for a 7 day mission.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Im after jellied temamapam
    Not seen any for 10 years, Wyeth stopped making them

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    the mrs has to work and Iam going to Pattaya for a binge.
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    @The best area of Pattya to stay if you just want to drink and whore from dawn to dusk
    Teachers in Thailand huh, they sure know how to party, drugs and skanky hoes, will you be bringing BKK Phil down with you?

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    when i first got here, yaba pills were cheap, waaaay cheap.
    usually the ho of your choice would make a little stop on the way home to pick some up.
    buy girl get drug free.
    twas good.
    then the government went shooting p[eople, the price rose, status quo fukked big.
    Girls stopped having fun in quite the same way, started drooping on the pole, drooping for hours.

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    look i've got the yaba already that is not an issue my buddy is a sub editor at the xxxxxxxx and sorts me out with all my meth and opium needs.

    Seriosly where shouod I stay???


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    Go on, live the whole TEFL-er in Pattaya experience and splash out on a scraggy room at the Welcome Plaza, opposite the Royal Garden Plaza, almost.

    The Diana Inn has rooms at 390 baht?????

    The yaba and glue sniffing underage whores ply their trade along Beach Road near the Klang intersection last I heard..beware their pimps!!

    You can drink all night if you bag a great spot by the beach and stock up on beers from 7-11. I believe Cheers beer is on special offer.

    Don't let the 7-11 carrier bag cramp your style when talking to your potential bed partner for the night. Take a Villa or Foodland bag and swap them after you leave 7-11.

    Oh, and hide all your valuables before you leave your hotel room to go on the prowl.
    Last edited by DJ Pat; 16-12-2006 at 08:42 PM.

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    why need a room ? just go from short time hotels to short time hotels. Leave your bags at the bars or in the gogos. You will shower everyday with those short time. And with the yaba, no need to sleep.

    Lucifer has a number of good freelancer. From 1000 THB short time to all night love for 1500 THB

    For cheap whores, try Soi 6 (Ghost town) between 12pm to 4pm, short time is 500 THB

    Soi 10 infamous Beer Garden has decent girls for 700 THB Short time, add another 300 to include room and Bar fine.

    And Pattaya wouldn't be Pattaya without the exotism of the Jenin's Bar finest Ladyboys

    give it a try, free BJ and sex in those dark back alleys.
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    Whores can be had for free!!


    (ok i will stop now i'm pissed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Go on, live the whole TEFL-er in Pattaya experience and splash out on a scraggy room at the Welcome Plaza, opposite the Royal Garden Plaza, almost.

    The Diana Inn has rooms at 390 baht?????

    The yaba and glue sniffing underage whores ply their trade along Beach Road near the Klang intersection last I heard..beware their pimps!!

    You can drink all night if you bag a great spot by the beach and stock up on beers from 7-11. I believe Cheers beer is on special offer.

    Don't let the 7-11 carrier bag cramp your style when talking to your potential bed partner for the night. Take a Villa or Foodland bag and swap them after you leave 7-11.

    Oh, and hide all your valuables before you leave your hotel room to go on the prowl.
    I've never done it before mate.... these things need to be done ... learning curve etc etc

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    speaking of whores, I found this story quite amusing. Another type of whoring.

    New York Daily News - Home - Queen is way out of line

    Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine, lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the Daily News.

    "Tara was a party animal," said a source who knows Conner, 20, and Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18, from some of the city's top nightspots. "I've seen them kiss before. They always dance all sexy on the tables. ... They definitely get close."
    "She really is a small-town girl. She just went wild when she came to the city," one nightlife veteran said. "Tara just couldn't handle herself. They were sneaking those [nightclub] guys in and out of the apartment."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Go on, live the whole TEFL-er in Pattaya experience and splash out on a scraggy room at the Welcome Plaza, opposite the Royal Garden Plaza, almost.

    The Diana Inn has rooms at 390 baht?????

    The yaba and glue sniffing underage whores ply their trade along Beach Road near the Klang intersection last I heard..beware their pimps!!

    You can drink all night if you bag a great spot by the beach and stock up on beers from 7-11. I believe Cheers beer is on special offer.

    Don't let the 7-11 carrier bag cramp your style when talking to your potential bed partner for the night. Take a Villa or Foodland bag and swap them after you leave 7-11.

    Oh, and hide all your valuables before you leave your hotel room to go on the prowl.
    I've never done it before mate.... these things need to be done ... learning curve etc etc

    I didn't suggest you partake in any of my above mentioned activities...I only have experience in the carrier bag thingy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I didn't suggest you partake in any of my above mentioned activities...I only have experience in the carrier bag thingy..
    It sure sounds like you've been through the routine a number of times, nothing wrong with that, only the attempt to appear to be 'better' somehow, that is screwed up, that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    the mrs has to work and Iam going to Pattaya for a binge.

    I need info on:

    @Cheap places to stay (500) baht
    @well stocked pharmacies. Im after jellied temamapam and blue and white slimming pills
    @The best area of Pattya to stay if you just want to drink and whore from dawn to dusk
    @How to spot a whore with aids
    @Where do the yaba whores hang out?
    @ should my binge last 4 days or should I go all out for a 7 day mission.



    I used to stay down 'Soi Yammoto' (near Walking street) - the guest house rooms were 250B per night with air-con and no problems taking girls back there.

    a 7 day mission could be pricey - I used to do about 8k in in 4 days and that was mainly fucking 500B freelancers as well.

    good fun

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    I'm feeling hung over today and the idea of Pattaya fills me with terror. I drank four big Changs last night and I am gettting the "impending doom" feeling. I never should have stopped drinkig regularly if you only get pissed once a month the hangovers seem so much worse...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    look i've got the yaba already that is not an issue my buddy is a sub editor at the xxxxxxxx and sorts me out with all my meth and opium needs.
    If I was your mate I wouldn't be thanking you for publishing this little snippet of info. I'm surprised you didn't tell us his name.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    look i've got the yaba already that is not an issue my buddy is a sub editor at the xxxxxxxxx and sorts me out with all my meth and opium needs.
    If I was your mate I wouldn't be thanking you for publishing this little snippet of info. I'm surprised you didn't tell us his name.
    Don't worry no one of any importance reads TD


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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
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    look i've got the yaba already that is not an issue my buddy is a sub editor at the xxxxxxxx and sorts me out with all my meth and opium needs.


    If I was your mate I wouldn't be thanking you for publishing this little snippet of info. I'm surprised you didn't tell us his name.
    Don't worry no one of any importance reads TD


    thats info that Smeg or John Galt could use against u at a later date....


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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    thats info that Smeg or John Galt could use against u at a later date....
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Don't worry no one of any importance reads TD
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    It sure sounds like you've been through the routine a number of times, nothing wrong with that, only the attempt to appear to be 'better' somehow, that is screwed up, that is.

    I gotta keep my "front" up you see, I am hoping that my wording ensures that those reading will assume I am a pillar of the community and would have nothing to do with underage glue sniffing whores or 7-11 carrier bags.







    But we all have our dark corners eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    It sure sounds like you've been through the routine a number of times, nothing wrong with that, only the attempt to appear to be 'better' somehow, that is screwed up, that is.



    I gotta keep my "front" up you see, I am hoping that my wording ensures that those reading will assume I am a pillar of the community and would have nothing to do with underage glue sniffing whores or 7-11 carrier bags.

    .
    and whats wrong with 7-11 bags then? bloody handy they are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    and whats wrong with 7-11 bags then? bloody handy they are!
    Not hi-so enough for the DJ, I guess.
    Personally, I wouldn't attempt to impress any glue-sniffing whores with a posh carrier bag, I am convinced a 7-11 is good enough for them, as long as their aren't any holes in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    and whats wrong with 7-11 bags then? bloody handy they are!
    Not hi-so enough for the DJ, I guess.
    Personally, I wouldn't attempt to impress any glue-sniffing whores with a posh carrier bag, I am convinced a 7-11 is good enough for them, as long as their aren't any holes in them.
    The atrocious spelling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Not hi-so enough for the DJ, I guess..

    I'd be satisfied with a glue sniffers 2nd hand bag thanks very much.

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