Thread: WoW! I managed to get laid!

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sorry, I just love that video.

Not in context at all with context of the conversation which is going on.

It just makes me happy and smiley!!

Are you mocking this guy because he found an easy way to screw around and have fun with women ? That usually look good and have nice bodies ?

Good to see another young guy get unshackled from the girlfriend bullshit in the west. If a young guy wants sex in the west, he either has to have a girlfriend or he has to go to the bar 3 times a week. For every 15 or 20 women you approach at the bar, one will pan out.

Getting pimped out for the bar allot and spending money there gets annoying too.

are you aware of any of this ?

Originally Posted by MrPaperclip

Well spank my ass and call me charlie!!!

too Thungsongsausage,

Yes i am young man but clearly unlike you i wasn't a lazy bastard and didn't have the opportunity to discover the golden gates to thai heaven at puberty.

This is mainly because i was busy working like a fooking Chinese sweat shop extraordinaire since the age of 14 running my own business, not something that I think makes me any better than anyone else but hell i grew faster than most UK'ains,,, unless of course the reason why your an expat is because your running from something????

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Too Socal -THAAAANKYOOOUUU!!!!!

"i can relate. I went to thailand for the first time with 3 friends when i was 23. It is a culture shock for sure. Whether its renting jet skies or crotch rockets, paying off cops, having women jump on your back while you walk through your hotel hallway, going to all the clubs, hanging out at the beach, its just......fuck."

This is along the wavelength that i was thinking yes im a Thai noob, but FUCK can any of you other guys not remember what you felt like the first time you hit thailand!!! especially if you honestly had nothing in mind about banging women until you got there, just finding out how amazingly wrong i was can only be explained as catastrophic!!!

One mans alliteration is another man iteration - It's called forum slang you fag munchers!!!!

Ok rant over,,,, now time to deal with whiskey hangover and get back to that thing i like to call WORK!!!! twas a fun night catch you guys soon!!!

Allot of guys where not young when they first discovered the place. They where too busy getting ripped off by western women in their earlier days.

It sounds like you eventually want some secured sex(realtionship). Nothing wrong with that. Just don't jump into anything too fast because there is no reason to. Remember, they are all women, regardless of the color so keep your guard up.

Yes, socal, this is a serious thread, you give him your advice.

a fecking troll, a flouncette, well i never

Originally Posted by Koojo

Yes, socal, this is a serious thread, you give him your advice.

fookin hilarious, iinit ?

Originally Posted by socal

Good to see another young guy get unshackled from the girlfriend bullshit in the west

some of these quotes are just ........... i can't find words

maybe socal can recommend on ladyboy beauty,

^Not again, please.

Originally Posted by MrPaperclip

having several aggresive women physically fighting over me

yeah that's quite common here and happens to me all the time , with the slight difference they fight over my wallet rather than my person

Originally Posted by bobo746

i can't find words

so please feel free to stop searching.

Originally Posted by socal

Remember, they are all whores, regardless of the color so keep your guard up.

amended

Originally Posted by MrPaperclip

but FUCK can any of you other guys not remember what you felt like the first time you hit thailand!!!

They remember it quite well and that's why they are green envious of you who are still able and capable to do it .

Originally Posted by MrPaperclip

unless of course the reason why your an expat is because your running from something????

feminazis and the taxman.

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sorry, I just love that video.

Not in context at all with context of the conversation which is going on.

It just makes me happy and smiley!!

Are you mocking this guy because he found an easy way to screw around and have fun with women ? That usually look good and have nice bodies ?

Good to see another young guy get unshackled from the girlfriend bullshit in the west. If a young guy wants sex in the west, he either has to have a girlfriend or he has to go to the bar 3 times a week. For every 15 or 20 women you approach at the bar, one will pan out.

Getting pimped out for the bar allot and spending money there gets annoying too.

are you aware of any of this ?

No, i do not mock this young and virile person.

I was just pointing out the way that you and virile people like to wiggle your tail feathers around in a rather ritual way and then ponce on about it like it was the latest icecream flavour.

Some of us (me included) have been around the block a few times and find your lovin' stories amusing.

Would you like me to write my memories of when I was 27? I remember everything.

Even losing everything because i wos in lurv.... But that's another sorry story...

Carry on.

I was actually going to post the Blues Brothers "shake your tail feather" but decided not to because you are already doing it. And were probably born after they made that great film.

Water, ducks.

And by the way - some of us Western women are actually quite nice.

Originally Posted by patsycat

some of us Western women are actually quite nice

you are so nice you even caused a mass migration of western men to East Asia to finally find some affordable shagging ... an historical achievement paralleled only perhaps by the religious wars in Europe that caused the migrations to North America in the 17th century

Originally Posted by patsycat

Would you like me to write my memories of when I was 27?

oh my Satan , the database is shivering in terror

Originally Posted by patsycat

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sorry, I just love that video.

Not in context at all with context of the conversation which is going on.

It just makes me happy and smiley!!

Are you mocking this guy because he found an easy way to screw around and have fun with women ? That usually look good and have nice bodies ?

Good to see another young guy get unshackled from the girlfriend bullshit in the west. If a young guy wants sex in the west, he either has to have a girlfriend or he has to go to the bar 3 times a week. For every 15 or 20 women you approach at the bar, one will pan out.

Getting pimped out for the bar allot and spending money there gets annoying too.

are you aware of any of this ?

No, i do not mock this young and virile person.

I was just pointing out the way that you and virile people like to wiggle your tail feathers around in a rather ritual way and then ponce on about it like it was the latest icecream flavour.

Some of us (me included) have been around the block a few times and find your lovin' stories amusing.

Would you like me to write my memories of when I was 27? I remember everything.

Even losing everything because i wos in lurv.... But that's another sorry story...

Carry on.

I was actually going to post the Blues Brothers "shake your tail feather" but decided not to because you are already doing it. And were probably born after they made that great film.

Water, ducks.

And by the way - some of us Western women are actually quite nice.

who said anything about love ? The guy just wants secured sex in the future, that is all. Basically, men don't love.

^ Socal the idiot.
Why does a Canadian have the abreviation of 'Southern California' for a nick?

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

you are so nice you even caused a mass migration of western men to East Asia to finally find some affordable shagging ...

speak for yourself

Originally Posted by socal

Basically, men don't love.

Absolute bollocks.

^usual socal bollix, same as always

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

Originally Posted by patsycat

some of us Western women are actually quite nice

you are so nice you even caused a mass migration of western men to East Asia to finally find some affordable shagging ... an historical achievement paralleled only perhaps by the religious wars in Europe that caused the migrations to North America in the 17th century

Fuck off, i was being hypothetical

Any way. I am nice. Until i start nagging and eating greasy chips.