Welcome to all.

[Captain Sensible]

I have noticed a few friendly faces turning up se sois. I am really glad to see you guys. The dog says we aint open yet but I am always glad to see a few wetbacks sneak in.
Over the last couple of years I/we have enjoyed a raporte that I have valued and it does my heart good to see you guys coming on board. You are all very welcome.
Please get stuck into starting some threads that we can all help fly.

The theme here is 'Ireverent Alternative' and you will see that we have been able to let our hair down a bit. I encourage you to support the 'Members Only' threads but your suggestions on all areas of this board will always be encouraged.
This board is your board and we want to know what you want.

With your input we are determined to make this a place somewhere you enjoy logging on to.

This board is about having fun, taking the piss and discussing issues that you have an opinion about.

I hope you all enjoy TeakDoor. Welcome all.




oh and Arthur, spelling pedants are discouraged. :P Though I got to say I am glad your hear. :P

[Arthur Sixpence]

Though I got to say I am glad your hear

I hear quite well, thank you.

[Captain Sensible]

Though I got to say I am glad your hear

I hear quite well, thank you.

I was just thinking that the games room needs a bit of a push Arthur. You dont know anyone who might help out there do you?

[Arthur Sixpence]

Games? Do you mean snooker and darts? How about some connect four to get the bar girls in?

[Captain Sensible]

Games? Do you mean snooker and darts? How about some connect four to get the bar girls in?

Will you always question my question Arthur?


Are you an acronym addict? I used to know a bloke who was an ass. He did. :P

[Captain Sensible]

Hell. Even that wag Harry Palmer is welcome here. I told you we have let our hair down. :P

[Harry]

Hell. Even that wag Harry Palmer is welcome here. I told you we have let our hair down. :P

*eyes CS avatar* You appear not only to have let your hair down, but also to have undergone gender re-assignment. *always thought there was something strange about you* I for one won't be seen in public with anyone who has the contents of a fruit-basket on their head!

[Captain Sensible]

That might be to your detriment socially Harry. Fruit is all the rage just now.

Nonetheless, welcome Harry. Finally a forum from which you are not banned.
Does it make your heart sing? How are those new incontinence pads working for you? They are very popular at the Ex Servicemans Clubs.

[pRICK]

er... Hello everybody er... My name's Rick, and I've come to this forum to engage in some serious political discussion with like-minded anarchists.

Of course if there are any hot girlies here who are looking for a good time, then just pm me! ops:

Anybody want to play Jelly-botty?

[Captain Sensible]

Welcome you pRICK. One of your mates was in earlier. He is a bit of an anarchist too. Good. He is tooled up though. All you got is your mouth. What do you call your type of speech impediment then?

[Hangover Street]

I aint a foking spy, so no need for yer bitching (Harry). he he

Hello to all. Including the Putney cross dresser.

[Captain Sensible]

Hey Hangover Street. What a nice blast from the past. Good to read you dude. How is the weather? Nice, I will bet.

[Hangover Street]

Raining all day, Walt.

Hope you've recovered from the attack.

[Captain Sensible]

Raining all day, Walt.

Hope you've recovered from the attack.

Rain is good mate.

Yeah I am good mate. I have taken off this silly splint jigger.
Sore but good.

[danbo]

Hi, my name's danbo and I will take a dare!

Well, I found this place despite poolie's best efforts at obfuscation - I sat looking at the teakdoor.com page for a good 5 hours waiting for the page to load. Anyhows, I'm here now.......where are the twiglets?

[Harry]

Anyhows, I'm here now.......where are the twiglets?

Funny you should mention those, I always keep a tin next to me whilst I'm trolling, I'd be willing to share em'.

[Captain Sensible]

Hi, my name's danbo and I will take a dare!

Well, I found this place despite poolie's best efforts at obfuscation - I sat looking at the teakdoor.com page for a good 5 hours waiting for the page to load. Anyhows, I'm here now.......where are the twiglets?

Welcome danbo, that Pooly will obfuscate you everytime eh?
Always good to read you danbo. Are you back in LOS or is the UK now on the internet? :P

[poolcleaner]

Hi, my name's danbo and I will take a dare!

Well, I found this place despite poolie's best efforts at obfuscation - I sat looking at the teakdoor.com page for a good 5 hours waiting for the page to load. Anyhows, I'm here now.......where are the twiglets?

Err sorry danbo.........you obviously got the pm meant for snaffy!

[danbo]

I'm in the UK Capt, with a truely horrendous connection which drops out every 10 minutes.....it's the worst connection since Marconi used shoelaces soaked in vinegar to order the first takeaway pizza.....I bet the people at the pizza shop were surprised when he called.....probably thought, 'What's that ringing noise?'....they were no doubt confused as well they probably misheard his name as macaroni, what with the Italian food connection and all....still, if they had any on the menu I expect it would have been a pleasant surprise.....His wife might have moaned though , 'In your shed all day soaking shoelaces in vinegar and what do I get!? I wanted pizza'.....women can be like that in my experience....they just don't appreciate the efforts that men make in sheds......at the moment I'm making a life-size model of the Bay City Rollers made entirely out of fruit-pips and wax in my shed.....but do you think anyone will thank me for it!?.....course they bloody won't.....bring home a Chinese takeaway though, and you're champion of the world....Anyhows, it's been quite warm here today......gotta rush, Les McKewon's beginning to melt........

[Brian Damage]

Ere, Danbo.

I can do yer good rates on a poolie hit. Special discount fer Aussies, not worth much anyhows!

[poolcleaner]

Ere, Danbo.

I can do yer good rates on a poolie hit. Special discount fer Aussies, not worth much anyhows!

Right, you're off my Chrissy list! :x

That's the last time I contribute to the Mormons in Thailand!

[Brian Damage]

I always contribute to the Mormons in Thailand, every time I see 'em I give 'em a blast. Knocks them off their bi-cycles to be sure. Offer still stands Danbo, I'll do Pooly for 40 baht. He's not worth much, cos 'es a poof!

[Jai Dee]

Greetings all.

I tripped over a reference to this Forum somewhere else (thanks Captain Sensible) and thought I'd drop by for a look.

[hillbilly]

Welkome, Jai Dee, Da door is always open..

[Captain Sensible]

Hi Jai Dee, judging by your sig you will enjoy yerself here. Nice nik btw.

Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit