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    Quote from my coffee box:

    After I found out that I feel much better when I am happy, I decided to be happy everyday.

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    "A departure from principle in one instance becomes a precedent for a second; that second for a third; and so on, till the bulk of the society is reduced to be mere automatons of misery, to have no sensibilities left but for sin and suffering." --Thomas Jefferson

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    You get killed and I'll murder you.

    Me mum

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    OBAMA: "Nice court ya got there; be a shame if something happened to it."

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    Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.

    Joe Frazier

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    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    OBAMA: "Nice court ya got there; be a shame if something happened to it."

    "Fuck you Boon Mee for bringing your childish political "humour" crap to this thread".

    Nidhogg.

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    Heh...here's another one hogg we're sure you'll appreciate!

    "A manís admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for those around him." -- Alexis de Tocqueville

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    ^ no problems with that one boon...

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    The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

    -George Best
    That's a quote I often use .

    " sometimes it's impossible to sort the fact from the fiction on the Internet " George Bernard Shaw

    Is a favorite of mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
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    better get that seen to

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    Tycoon Donald Trump has said he was "lured" into building a £1bn golf resort in Scotland with assurances that a nearby wind farm would not go ahead.


    I saw him saying that on TV, I nearly cried

    and

    When challenged to provide statistical evidence for his arguments, Mr Trump told the committee: "I am the evidence."

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    "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal." - Peter Brimelow

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    ^ so you are saying there are no racists?

    that seems a bit silly

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    "C'mon, even Jimmy Carter would have given the order to take out Bin Laden" -- Mitt Romney

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    It may take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes none to not give a fuck

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    "A woman's vagina is a finely-calibrated instrument, like a Steinway piano. Whereas, a man's penis is like a kazoo. You keep it in your pocket, pull it out and play with it once in a while... hopefully somebody will blow on it." - Adam Corolla

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    One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access.

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    "What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?" -- George Orwell

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    You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

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    "A one-eyed man is King in the land of blind people" -- Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    "A one-eyed man is King in the land of blind people" -- Anon
    I believe that is commonly ascribed to the Dutch philosopher Desiderius Erasmus (1466 Ė 1536)

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    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. -- C.S. Lewis

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    "I believe in luck; how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?"

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