Thread: The best quotes ever

“Everything is going according to plan” – George Soros

"The utopian schemes of leveling and a community of goods are as visionary and impracticable as those which vest all property in the Crown, are arbitrary, despotic, and, in our government, unconstitutional."

- Samuel Adams, Letter to Dennys De Berdt, Massachusetts
agent in London (January 12, 1768)

Women,.....can't live with 'em.....pass me the ketchup. (Al Bundy - Married With Children)

Women: can’t live with ’em, can’t shoot ’em.
Steven Wright

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.

Oscar Wilde.

Wise men don't judge: they seek to understand.

Wei wu wei

We are the president - Hilary Clinton

I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres--- being a first-term senator. - Hillary again

"Fuck off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too. Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut." - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Women,.....can't live with 'em.....pass me the ketchup. (Al Bundy - Married With Children)

^I miss Al and Peg. They were awful in the funniest way.

Some Peg Bundy quotes:

*I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

*I'll get some aspirin and we can sit here and solve the case of the wife who's not getting any.

*Men are such idiots and I married their king.

*I hate work, that's why I got married.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Women,.....can't live with 'em.....pass me the ketchup. (Al Bundy - Married With Children)

Women,.... Can't live with 'em......can't herd 'em all into Canada (another Al Bundy)

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong

"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them!"

Jimmy Demaret

Martin Luther King jr. 1963

“ We are prone to judge success by the index of our salaries or the size of our automobile rather than by the quality of our service and relationship to mankind. ”

"You know how screwed up Europe is when it has a German pope and and Italian central banker." - Kyle Bass

Americans will always do the right thing—after they’ve exhausted all the
alternatives.
—Winston Churchill

'Putting a cherry on a turd doesn't make it chocolate cake'
Humbert.

Don,t need to count scales to know its a snake..

de Gaulle’s 1959:

“The defense of France must be French.”

Then run away

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." —Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh

Originally Posted by nidhogg

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." —Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys", Jonah Goldberg

For thos with limited Education or poor memories of the brth of anation "By August, Cornwallis had established the British at Yorktown, and Lafayette took up position on Malvern Hill. This maneuver trapped the British when the French fleet arrived. On 14 September 1781, Washington's forces joined Lafayette's, which had succeeded in containing the British until supplies and reinforcements arrived. On 28 September, with the French fleet blockading the British, the combined forces attacked in the Siege of Yorktown. Lafayette's 400 men on the American right took redoubt 9 after Alexander Hamilton's forces had charged redoubt 10, in hand-to-hand combat. After a failed British counter-attack, Cornwallis surrendered on 19 October 1781."