What no washing machine thread!
What no washing machine thread!
Thats next weeks main topic harry, why, have you bought yourself a new washing machine?
Jeez dd, you're gonna have to get this message board to raise it's game if that's gonna be next weeks highlight. The new flat we moved into comes with all mods cons. including a washing machine & I'm just itching to post a pic of it being operated by Madame Harry.Originally Posted by dirtydog
Does she have a maids uniform?
Yes but it's a little more conservative than you might have imagined. I did attempt to persuade her to wear a French Maid costume but she argued that that would be un-patriotic.Originally Posted by dirtydog
hmmm. How about a Whitegoods Thread then?
*finger taps uncontrollably in avid anticipation*Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Are you being feceshi......fecseesh.....faseesh..........cheeky because I made it onto the cover of Rolling Stone Mag and you didnt Harry?
I think you mean facetious & the answer to your question is yes. But it's only due to my awkward excitement. *thinks washining machines, dishwashers, tumble dryers & butter churns!*Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Like you I'm so terribly busy darling & will have to leave it to someone else if they feel it worthwhile. The lads in the office here are planning a nite out here, http://www.starkersclub.co.uk/ but as yet I'm undecided. *thinks idea for possible business venture in the LoS*
Nice link Harry. :roll:
There. It might work now. :sheesh:Originally Posted by Harry
Oooh! I've got a washing machine!
*prances around excitedly*
Shouldn't you be 'prancing' in a the whitegoods thread.Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Madame Harry operating the new Hoover SL500.
That's not nice, Harry.Originally Posted by Harry
Well imagine what it's like for me then. I have to live with her. I've had to stop inviting friends round to dinner because of her odd behaviour.
She has got a very long tongue, still it's best not to talk about other ppls wives to be and fantasies of watching some lesbian sex action I suppose
I think you'll find that it's being magnified by the glass dirtydog. *I'll try it later with my knob, just in the interests of scientific correctness you'll understand*Originally Posted by dirtydog
You lot are weird.
It'll only get a whole lot weirder unless I get a whitegoods thread to frolick about in. I'll post my dishwasher pics. here then...Originally Posted by poolcleaner
Kate Bush - latests album news:-
1) It features a duet with Rolf Harris.
2) There is a track consisting of Kate singing the words 'washing machine' over and over.
*shall not be downloading it after all*
I've got a fridge
Nice fridge, Poolie!
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