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    RIP kinky Kevin.
    Sad way to go I reckon. I wonder what he was thinking?

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    "I wonder what he was thinking?[/quote]"

    I just love the look of that tree!!!!!!

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    I feel sorry for the tree.

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    Bitch tree wanted it man..!

    They mooch about all leafy like, pouting and strutting their stuff...

    Tree got what it deserves....

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    another victim of the feminazi trust on pussy prices.

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    Must have got a woody on.

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    After all the alcohol with his mate, he must have felt a little "trunk".
    Or, "barking mad".

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    Leaf the guy alone

    he would have branched out in to weirder stuff in the end.

    Didn't anyone twig what he was up to.?

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    I wonder how long his family will pine for him.

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    Died of Dutch Elm disease of the cock?

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    Splinters anyone

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    He thought he was gonna have a Treesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    He thought he was gonna have a Treesome.


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    Actually it would have been a horrible way to die, not unlike the hypothermia version of jesus on a cross, thats just the physical then there is the emotional humiliation along with the feeling of utter helplessness leading up to his death. poor bastard

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    I find the whole story quite seedy myself.

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    ....it would sap you, wouldn't it!

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    Lets see if the Police can root out the whole story..

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    The 'Special Branch' are investigating the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaiyenyen View Post
    The 'Special Branch' are investigating the case.


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    another Darwin nominee

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    Ripley must be trembling like a leaf.

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