Dick Ward Drive in Fanny Bay!

[Clogiron]

A WOMAN has stripped off naked in front of dozens of people having breakfast at a popular Darwin restaurant.
Witnesses said the woman took off all her clothes after she and another woman had a full-on fist fight over a man yesterday.
"That was just a shocker," eyewitness Fernando Dentes, 34, said. "People were trying to eat."
Police said a 39-year-old woman had to be picked up from the median strip on Dick Ward Drive after she bared all in front of the Cool Spot Cafe in Fannie Bay.
The patrons were reportedly unimpressed. Children were rushed inside the venue and police were called to escort the naked woman away.
The woman was lying naked on the ground smoking a cigarette in full view of customers at the restaurant.
Three uniformed officers, in a paddy wagon and a sedan, arrived at the scene before giving the woman an on-the-spot fine and taking her to her home to Moulden, in Palmerston.
It is unclear whether she was drunk.
Mr Dentes, who was the shift manager at the restaurant at the time, said that staff had alerted police after customers complained about the striptease.
He said he saw two women arguing near the Cool Spot entrance before one of them was pushed to the ground.
"The two ladies were arguing about the fella they were there with," he said. "It was pretty verbal.
"One had the other on the ground," he said.
"She was pretty much just defending herself and then she was lifting up her shirt and showing her breasts.
"She took off her clothes and then she walked to the median strip lid a cigarette and laid down.
"The customers weren't terribly impressed. They were more concerned for the kids. They rushed them inside."
Mr Dentes said it was not the first time police were called to near the restaurant to resolve a disturbance.
"We do get incidents occasionally but not something like this," he said.




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Naked protest shocks cafe patrons | Northern Territory News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au

[dirtydog]

"That was just a shocker," eyewitness Fernando Dentes, 34, said. "People were trying to eat."

It doesn't sound as though she is very attractive.

[tsicar]

"That was just a shocker," eyewitness Fernando Dentes, 34, said. "People were trying to eat."

It doesn't sound as though she is very attractive.

takes more than a naked fatbird to put me off my food.
i remember leaving a pub with one of my mates when i was a teenager and walking past an italian restaurant on the way to the parking lot, when my mate threw up all over the window while a couple were seated at the table on the other side, just inches away, having a romantic dinner...........
the woman at the table vomitted in sympathy!

[dirtydog]

the woman at the table vomitted in sympathy!

She saw you did she

[tsicar]

the woman at the table vomitted in sympathy!

She saw you did she

yep.
i was the one scooping up the leftovers to save for my dinner at the time!

[nedwalk]

^reminds me of the time i took the missus on one of them fancy cruise ships, first night when you get to meet your dineing companions, me missus on me left and this bloke on me right, they served the first course, some sort of fancy stuff, this bloke duelly spewed up on the table, ..good onya mate!, and when i asked him if he was gonna eat his breadstick, the shiela opposite went out in sympathy too, i called him RALPH the rest of the trip, my missus would,nt sit at the same table after that...

[genghis61]

^ nedwalk . . . your pic . . . Mr Creosote . . . sympathy vomiting

all captured in one Monty Python clip

Mr Creosote!

[terry57]

takes more than a naked fat-bird to put me off my food.
i remember leaving a pub with one of my mates when i was a teenager and walking past an Italian restaurant on the way to the parking lot, when my mate threw up all over the window while a couple were seated at the table on the other side, just inches away, having a romantic dinner...........
the woman at the table vomited in sympathy!

Foking awesome dude, ten greenies toy your mate.

[Cujo]

Abbos.

[terry57]

Fok, you guys are much better than me but I do have one little incident.

When I was a young dude ( 10 ) the olds drag me along to a piss up full of old foks speaking shit and getting on the turps.

Anyway I'm pissed off so I thought fok you I'm going to eat the fok out of a water melon that some bastard bought along.

My mommy spots me pigging out on the watermelon and advises me in a loving way to take it easy or I could possibly make myself sick.

I'm thinking : Yer what foking ever just get me the fok out of here will ya and continue to bash down the watermelon in an enthusiastic manner.

That night about 9.00 PM I'm in bed with a foking sore guts because of all the Mellon I banged down. Next thing I know I'm projectile vomiting all over my bedroom wall and there's spew from arsehole to breakfast time. Foking chain saw massacre going down and a right foking disgusting mess .

I'm laying there covered in spew and shit freaking out because I know mommy is going to blow a valve when she see's my handy work especially after she told me to stop being a silly cont and power eating the Mellon.

Foking hell bro's I was number one cont for weeks after that but she eventually got over it but banned from ever eating Water Mellon ever again.

Even all these years latter there's no foking way I'll eat water Mellon.

[terry57]

Abbos.

JJ's mates.

Hey duggy, you know that all us Australians are racists don't ya.

[Cujo]

Abbos.

JJ's mates.

Hey duggy, you know that all us Australians are racists don't ya.

I fucking hate racists.
Them and niggers.