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    Ultimately Sublime Isolation...

    By way of introduction, I've been in L.O.S for eight years, have three girls by Thai mothers all live with me and the children are all in good schools...

    When one first arrives in this culture and, any given community, the locals are viewed by most normal ''aliens'' with goodwill...go along to get along.

    It soon becomes apparent, that your appearance in like a ''POOLS WIN'' for the community....every tout, urger and market maker is your intimate friend...to hear them tell it....which by the by, only comes through the official interpreter...who ever she may be, [for those of the other persuasion....who ever HE may be], heavily censored.

    You find this experience, akin to a serious car accident, where even before the careering mass of metal has come to a shuddering halt, a swarm of carnivorous scavengers descend and strip away gold, monies and anything of value.

    While the body is as yet not cold.....and ''the jaws of life'' are vainly trying to free the cadaver, some enterprising ''local ling'' is prising out the gold fillings, from the very jaws of lifelessness....Oh!.....the memories....Oh! the fun....to be among the willing donors.

    Eventually the victim recovers....[well hopefully, otherwise he is on the next plane home, broke and dis-spirited]....and begins to understand, the only recourse is non-engagement.....and even negotiating that course of action is a mine field of ...face, deception and extortion.

    But hey!....what can you learn in eight years....

    barr!!...barr!!....barr!!

    Any comments?????
    No doubt you have all escaped unscathed....well that's your story, anyhow...
    i am just the nowhere man...
    living in the nowhere land...
    forever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker View Post
    Oh! the fun....to be among the willing donors.
    In Monty Python's Meaning of Life movie there's a skit about a man signing up to be an organ donor but not reading the fine print - there was no mention of him needing to be dead when they 'collected'.

    Some relationships here are akin to being a 'living organ donor', the first items to be 'harvested' being wallet and bank account.

    Ultimately leaving a lifeless shell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
    I've been in L.O.S for eight years, have three girls by Thai mothers all live with me
    No wonder you're gone mad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
    But hey!....what can you learn in eight years....
    It doesn't seem to have been much, in your case.

    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
    No doubt you have all escaped unscathed.
    Yes, largely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
    But hey!....what can you learn in eight years....
    It doesn't seem to have been much, in your case.

    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
    No doubt you have all escaped unscathed.
    Yes, largely.
    Nice....Alice....local !!

    ...case and point....

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    so far so good , but i,ve been clever enough to see the follies of many others blinded by 'love'...oh and i don,t live there...yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk
    the follies of many others blinded by 'love'
    I really can't understand this; I find the females here absolute horrors. I have a hate/hate relationship with me missus and it seems to function very well...

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    This is a perfect example of the differences in men and women's lifestyle expectations.
    A woman with three children under the age of ... seven is it (?) living with her would NEVER, EVER find herself with time to sit around on her ass in front of a whore monger chat site and make up such long winded, redundant and essentially useless prose such as the following ;


    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker View Post
    By way of introduction, I've been in L.O.S for eight years, have three girls by Thai mothers all live with me and the children are all in good schools...

    When one first arrives in this culture and, any given community, the locals are viewed by most normal ''aliens'' with goodwill...go along to get along.

    It soon becomes apparent, that your appearance in like a ''POOLS WIN'' for the community....every tout, urger and market maker is your intimate friend...to hear them tell it....which by the by, only comes through the official interpreter...who ever she may be, [for those of the other persuasion....who ever HE may be], heavily censored.

    You find this experience, akin to a serious car accident, where even before the careering mass of metal has come to a shuddering halt, a swarm of carnivorous scavengers descend and strip away gold, monies and anything of value.

    While the body is as yet not cold.....and ''the jaws of life'' are vainly trying to free the cadaver, some enterprising ''local ling'' is prising out the gold fillings, from the very jaws of lifelessness....Oh!.....the memories....Oh! the fun....to be among the willing donors.

    Eventually the victim recovers....[well hopefully, otherwise he is on the next plane home, broke and dis-spirited]....and begins to understand, the only recourse is non-engagement.....and even negotiating that course of action is a mine field of ...face, deception and extortion.

    But hey!....what can you learn in eight years....

    barr!!...barr!!....barr!!

    Any comments?????
    No doubt you have all escaped unscathed....well that's your story, anyhow...

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    ^ Agree completely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripley View Post
    prose
    Very, very kind.

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    I feel Baby- maker has spent way to long spanking his baby- maker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I feel Baby- maker has spent way to long spanking his baby- maker.

    Be nice!!!!.........or I'll breed you to Ripley...or ...PaulBunyon....
    or both at the same time....
    that will take some of the spank and starch out of you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ripley View Post
    prose
    Very, very kind.

    Tad bitter and envious!!! Sigourney...in want of a good ''rogering''.....


    What do you do all day Ripley... on LV-426....to keep your hand in
    ....ooh...arr...ooh...ahh.......

    BETTY!!!!!....WOOHHHH!!!.....memories....memories...
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    So, having been through the proverbial Mill, I take it you and Isaan have arrived at a truce? Or at least a mutually suspicious standoff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    So, having been through the proverbial Mill, I take it you and Isaan have arrived at a truce? Or at least a mutually suspicious standoff?


    Living large and loving it....building a house for my three kids....and the two mother...sisters....

    Now that aught to piss you off Ripley...see you are not getting any...and all...
    stranded in the frozen wastes of LV-426....Tee He....

    An Aussie Titian....standing at stud....Nonthun Khon Kaen...

    Service by appointment.....



    INCOMEING.......INCOMEING..... ...INCOMEING....

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
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    ''Ultimately Sublime Isolation...
    By way of introduction, I've been in L.O.S for eight years, have three girls by Thai mothers all live with me and the children are all in good schools...

    When one first arrives in this culture and, any given community, the locals are viewed by most normal ''aliens'' with goodwill...go along to get along.

    It soon becomes apparent, that your appearance in like a ''POOLS WIN'' for the community....every tout, urger and market maker is your intimate friend...to hear them tell it....which by the by, only comes through the official interpreter...who ever she may be, [for those of the other persuasion....who ever HE may be], heavily censored.

    You find this experience, akin to a serious car accident, where even before the careering mass of metal has come to a shuddering halt, a swarm of carnivorous scavengers descend and strip away gold, monies and anything of value.

    While the body is as yet not cold.....and ''the jaws of life'' are vainly trying to free the cadaver, some enterprising ''local ling'' is prising out the gold fillings, from the very jaws of lifelessness....Oh!.....the memories....Oh! the fun....to be among the willing donors.

    Eventually the victim recovers....[well hopefully, otherwise he is on the next plane home, broke and dis-spirited]....and begins to understand, the only recourse is non-engagement.....and even negotiating that course of action is a mine field of ...face, deception and extortion.

    But hey!....what can you learn in eight years....

    barr!!...barr!!....barr!!

    Any comments?????
    No doubt you have all escaped unscathed....well that's your story, anyhow...
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    living in the nowhere land...
    forever... ''
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    Nasty.....Nasty....Nasty...

    ....wrapped a bit tight... aren't we....

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    Your immediate protection is provided by your inner circle- in your case your woman/en and their families (hopefully). So hope you have a decent one. If the opposite is the case, you probably made a mistake moving to that area.

    And of course one lives and learns- Fool me once, it's shame on You. Fool me twice, it's shame on Me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Your immediate protection is provided by your inner circle- in your case your woman/en and their families (hopefully). So hope you have a decent one. If the opposite is the case, you probably made a mistake moving to that area.

    And of course one lives and learns- Fool me once, it's shame on You. Fool me twice, it's shame on Me.


    Thanks for the support and encouragement.....at least that's how I read it...



    MY VIEW on these matters is rather sanguine....

    It's already written........

    you can not die, until you die...
    you can not die until God calls..

    so get over it....and get on with it..
    have a ball...


    In āʾ Allāh (إن شاء الله) is an Arabic term to indicate hope for an aforementioned event to occur in the future.


    The term is also related to another Arabic term, Mā āʾ Allāh (ما شاء الله), which means "God has willed it".


    peace brother...it will be what it will be....no avoiding it...nowhere to hide.....
    stay clean and righteous....the only refuge is virtue....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    And of course one lives and learns- Fool me once, it's shame on You. Fool me twice, it's shame on Me.
    That's not what Mr Bush jnr said...

    Quote Originally Posted by baby maker
    MY VIEW on these matters is rather sanguine
    Bloody interesting wordchoice; good job.

    This thread is rather insane, but better that than inane...

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