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    Savage Murderer...

    Our cat killed a honey eater bird today.

    I am thinking to kill the cat, charia law n all.

    Should I ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Our cat killed a honey eater bird today.

    I am thinking to kill the cat, charia law n all.

    Should I ?

    Nahh, just cut her right paw!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Our cat killed a honey eater bird today.

    I am thinking to kill the cat, charia law n all.

    Should I ?
    I would.

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    It's hardly surprising that your cat should be demonstrating psychopathic tendencies.

    Has it not suffered continuous abuse from both you and your family for some time?

    I seem to recall scaldings and didn't you run it over with your car?

    Who can blame the poor little thing for feeling the need to externalise it's pain?

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    excuses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    I seem to recall scaldings and didn't you run it over with your car?
    Thats 2 lives gone.
    7 to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    Thats 2 lives gone. 7 to go
    There were other examples I think. The creature ( cat not Nawty) was abused atrociously.

    Shocking people, the Nawties.

    PETA has been informed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Our cat killed a honey eater bird today.

    I am thinking to kill the cat, charia law n all.

    Should I ?
    I would.
    Me, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by helge
    Thats 2 lives gone. 7 to go
    There were other examples I think. The creature ( cat not Nawty) was abused atrociously.

    Shocking people, the Nawties.

    PETA has been informed.
    So has KARMA

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    if you let it claw KWs foreskin , its paw should fester and drop off of its own accord.

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    Reading something as sad as this only brings tears to my eyes and blood to my cock. Can we all share a moment in prayer - take it away Skeeter


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    difficult to beat this version though:


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    anybody any whyser .

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    that cat should go nawts, fcuking things, evil

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    Did he eat the bird after? If he did he's okay. If he didn't he's a psychopath.

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    What's the best way to kill a cat that doesn't come near you?

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    I'm just glad this thread didn't come with pics.

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    You don't know how to catch the cat, grab its throat and release the bird from its jaws? For shame. OK Just give it the keys to the car, Nawty.


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    I think any man that abuses a pussy needs to go visit a shrink! Pussies are to be stroked, caressed and loved...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe
    Did he eat the bird after? If he did he's okay. If he didn't he's a psychopath
    No, he did not. The dog took it from the cat and played with it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Isee
    What's the best way to kill a cat that doesn't come near you?
    It comes near us now, it was wild in the begining, it loves us now.

    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    I'm just glad this thread didn't come with pics.
    it will....if i kill it....I will build a noose for its neck and use the kids swing to hang it from.
    I like poisoning my neighbours dogs till they die cos I'm a cnut

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    Is this where i come in with my comments?

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