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    Comedy Gold From Gazza

    One of the funniest interviews I have heard in a long time.

    I brought some chicken, beer and fishing rods, we can do some fishing eat some chicken and have some beer then Moaty can throw the gun in the river and it will all be okay.



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    jees, he can barely speak english.

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    I think he was a little bit drunk.

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    jees, he can barely speak english.

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    It's probably about time the UK Govt allowed schools in northern England I suppose, probably best they learn now as coal mining is no longer a viable career option for them

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    Nice offer by Gazza, but sounds like he has been on the cooking sherry again.

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    Yep - pissed as..!

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    total meltdown . sad.

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    So Premier league players are not mainly recruited from Harvard and Cambridge then !

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    Newcastle's very own village idiot 555.

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    All a bit sad really.

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    So now the guy has killed himself, Gazza will have another excuse to go out on the razzle. With his dressing gown and fishing rod.

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    Not the brightest lamp in the street but there's not a malicious bone in his body, which counts for a lot. Furthermore, one of the most gifted footballers I've ever had the pleasure of watching; at least he achieved something with his life that will live on in people's memories.

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    "He's killed some one right, which is not nice"

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    The Bangkok Post reports that Gazza turned up at the stand off in a taxi, carry a dressing gown, a can of beer, a loaf of bread and two fishing rods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    The Bangkok Post reports that Gazza turned up at the stand off in a taxi, carry a dressing gown, a can of beer, a loaf of bread and two fishing rods.
    he says all that in the interview of the OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    I think he was a little bit drunk.
    A little bit...understatement of the century....the man was trashed...

    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy
    Newcastle's very own village idiot
    What an amazing example to the world...pathetic...

    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    So now the guy has killed himself, Gazza will have another excuse to go out on the razzle. With his dressing gown and fishing rod.
    Oh god stop it...please.....my stomache's hurting..

    Quote Originally Posted by pompeybloke
    Not the brightest lamp in the street but there's not a malicious bone in his body, which counts for a lot.

    Apart from the fact that he was saying that..oh well the guy will get 12yrs for killing someone so he'll be out in 6!!! Gaza should shut his gob....permanantly...

    Furthermore, one of the most gifted footballers I've ever had the pleasure of watching; at least he achieved something with his life that will live on in people's memories.
    Yep, he achieved being a total loser and general embaressment...and now this idiots comments are all over the world and on youtube for all to see how dumb the Brit's are.....next thing Beckham will be commenting on wolrd affairs...what ever next?????

    How the hell the the interviewer not crack up and cut him off....apart from the fact that he had all time boob on the radio...priceless...
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    Bread, beer (couldn't find the wine never mind)
    Fish.
    Sorry, chipper ran out got some chook instead,...an' the rods is for just in case we get a chance.

    A dressing gown (robe ?).

    All sounds a bit Biblical to me,....ya know?

    Like loaves and fishes and wine and robes and feeding and things.
    (Give him a fish an he'll want more later, but give him a rod and he'll catch his own.)
    Give him two!

    The chook has got me a bit puzzled though.

    Maybe Gazza's a born again,.. again.

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    Just so people can mibbe remember Gazza in a positive way. (Unless you're Scottish, of course).


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    Was this last thing Gazza's last stand to be an upstanding citizen? Giving food to a guy who, in my pea brain, was a full blown weird gun shooting moron.

    And, yes, he did play good fitba - but that was then.

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    ^ Come on Kmart...that 's two shit teams playing against each other...

    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    The chook has got me a bit puzzled though.
    Were maybe gonna shag it later...???? Lost us all years ago did Gazza..

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    It is highly unlikely that the fugative had a current fishing rod licence so if the "Gazza" had suceeded in his mission then his mate would be liable to a fine of up to 2,500 GBP as well as the fact that the river Coquet is 100% private fishing beats !!

    Ah well! Thats what mates are for !!!


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