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    Just one question?

    Just been listening to this...



    Sh'e got a very interesting lyric about the almighty that goes like this...."IF YOU HAD JUST ONE QUESTION?"
    Well. If you had one question to ask God. What would it be?
    I wish I could get the ball rolling, but I can't think of jack shit at the moment apart from FREE MIGGINS!
    What would you ask God?
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    Ask him if he had a son, and if so, who was it. Could resolve a lot of conflict.

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    I'd ask what he really got up to on the 7th day.....

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    I'd ask him if he could kindly set me up with Nawty's posterior...

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    Goddess theories/models play up better. Matriarchal would be a definitive within our taxed masculine domination. Might your inquiries be different {or hesitant} if any GOD wasn't as you expect?

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    What is my purpose on this Earth and how can I make my will be in alignment to your will for me.

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    Yeah....ask him why his missus makes him do all the work.

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    Which religion do you need to follow for a place in heaven?

    My money's on the Mormons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Overman
    Which religion do you need to follow for a place in heaven? My money's on the Morons.
    Let me fix that for you. You'll feel more at home.

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    I'd ask him, why are you such a c*nt?

    But seeing as he/she/it doesn't exist...that aint gonna happen anytime soon...

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    great song!!

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    Why doesn't he have 72 virgins waiting in heaven.

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    What are next week's lottery numbers?

    Thankyou.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Why doesn't he have 72 virgins waiting in heaven.
    Ask him if this is true and if it is not.....would he sign a stat dec and send it down.

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    Ask him how come, if he's so smart, how come he ended up with such a shit job. I'd advise him to get a big bloke for the door as well, St. Peter isn't going to stop a determined bunch of gatecrashers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    I'd ask him, why are you such a c*nt?

    But seeing as he/she/it doesn't exist...that aint gonna happen anytime soon...
    How sad.

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