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Just been listening to this...
YouTube - Joan Osborne - One Of Us
Sh'e got a very interesting lyric about the almighty that goes like this...."IF YOU HAD JUST ONE QUESTION?"
Well. If you had one question to ask God. What would it be?
I wish I could get the ball rolling, but I can't think of jack shit at the moment apart from FREE MIGGINS!
What would you ask God?
Ask him if he had a son, and if so, who was it. Could resolve a lot of conflict.
I'd ask what he really got up to on the 7th day.....
I'd ask him if he could kindly set me up with Nawty's posterior...
Goddess theories/models play up better. Matriarchal would be a definitive within our taxed masculine domination. Might your inquiries be different {or hesitant} if any GOD wasn't as you expect?
What is my purpose on this Earth and how can I make my will be in alignment to your will for me.
Yeah....ask him why his missus makes him do all the work.
Which religion do you need to follow for a place in heaven?
My money's on the Mormons.
Let me fix that for you. You'll feel more at home. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Overman
I'd ask him, why are you such a c*nt?
But seeing as he/she/it doesn't exist...that aint gonna happen anytime soon...
great song!!
Why doesn't he have 72 virgins waiting in heaven.
What are next week's lottery numbers?
Thankyou.
Ask him if this is true and if it is not.....would he sign a stat dec and send it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by daveboy
Ask him how come, if he's so smart, how come he ended up with such a shit job. I'd advise him to get a big bloke for the door as well, St. Peter isn't going to stop a determined bunch of gatecrashers.
How sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by StrontiumDog