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    Question How often does infidelity cross your mind?

    As always with hangovers, I start thinking about having sex with lots of women which is a desire I fear I may never grow out of and something that could be potentially detrimental to the health of my relationship with Miyuki.


    She is currently away, visiting family in Kyoto, but she contacts me every day, and is looking forward to making me Greek salad, giving me a massage and listening to me waffle on about how famous I could have been had the world recognized how talented I am. She's one of those girls who you'd be a fool to let go of, and I've been a good boy thus far but I have had lots of naughty thoughts about other girls, I've been looking at other girls bottoms and bosoms and I have viewed a few pornography sites, including this one about ladyboys. www.oohladyboys.com

    Being in a quality relationship with a girl who makes Greek salad for you, is very pleasing in bed, can enjoy a beer with your mates and never gives you any hassle whatsoever is great, but what do you do when you fancy a change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    but what do you do when you fancy a change?

    Make it.

    But try not to hurt her feelings and tell her you're going.

    Might be a dumb move, but you live and learn.

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    hat do you do when you fancy a change?
    Spank the monkey or a few baht for hassle free short time.

    how famous I could have been
    What, you've given up already? What's that saying about winners never quitting?
    perseverance is the mother of success etc. etc.

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    She's far to good for you mate..........just remember that..........and if you find someone better then her go for it.

    Thinking about other pussy is normal and don't be so hard on yourself.

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    Settling down is kinda like throwing the towel in, but I suppose it's better to go bald, get liver cancer and have a bulbous red nose and wrinkly face and nibly wiblets on your wongle with a pongle who stands by you than to end up an old perve, masturbating like the clappers at the back of a seedy dive bar in Manila.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dug
    What, you've given up already? What's that saying about winners never quitting?
    perseverance is the mother of success etc. etc.
    I got a decent, well paid steady job instead and it doesn't leave me with much free time - esp with the missus filling in the gaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    don't be so hard on yourself
    Agreed
    Wait for her return

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    ^ What and then fuck someone else?

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    Dont worry bout it Scamp, just give your monkey a bit of the five finger shuffle and she'll be apples.

    If ya get really hard up just think about Aunty backdooring his katoey girlfriend and your rock hard plonker will foking shrivel away to fok all.

    Dont bother thanking me for the top advice as its free for a top fella like you.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    ^ Thanks matey, but I'd have to be a hair away from skewering her sister to conjure up the image of that idiot Ant Robertson as the bucket of icy water, bumming KW and holding his fish with that stupid grin on his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I have viewed a few pornography sites, including this one about ladyboys. www.oohladyboys.com
    You should be banned for sharing you password with Butters

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    how often?
    working in nana about evry 19 seconds
    of acting on it, never really
    maybe getting my wife for a threesome but im not sure that counts

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    Look at me me me me, I have have managed to get a job, they gave me a new Nokia phone and the missus has not yet left me.
    Look at me me me me, I am successful.

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    Tell the forum about the bbq'd breast of chicken and the taffy bird Scamps ? (all time classic)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post

    Being in a quality relationship with a girl who makes Greek salad for you, is very pleasing in bed,
    "Greek salad?" Sorry to be pedantic, but you seem to be cross-referencing sexual terms with this.

    "Greek" normally refers to anal sex (something to do with hairy Grecian birds historically / traditionally taking it up the gary, so as to remain "virgin" in the front-bottom dept before wedlock).

    "Tossing (the) salad" is sexual reference to rimming someone's anus with the tongue.

    "Greek Salad" is a combination of the two?

    (I could be getting this all wrong, and she is actually making you a refreshing Greek salad dish to eat when you come home after a hard days' slog..? But I'm a bit dirty-minded, like..)

    Erm, so which is it, Scamps?

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    ^ This one.



    Quote Originally Posted by 12Call
    Tell the forum about the bbq'd breast of chicken and the taffy bird Scamps ? (all time classic)
    Remind me.

    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    Look at me me me me, I have have managed to get a job, they gave me a new Nokia phone and the missus has not yet left me.
    Look at me me me me, I am successful.
    At least you didn't click on the link.

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    Thats the worst looking ringpiece i've seen in a while.

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    [quote=The Gentleman Scamp;1494257]^

    Quote Originally Posted by 12Call
    Tell the forum about the bbq'd breast of chicken and the taffy bird Scamps ? (all time classic)
    Remind me.

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    be a gentleman and grow-up .
    you sound like a lucky guy.

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    you have a new job Scampy ? tell us about it,

    teaching ?

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    I would say infidelity never really crosses my mind because I know I would never do anything. I suppose it's down to personality. I'm quite shy but also loyal and believe in being honest. I might look at a bloke (or woman) and think about what he looks like naked or shagging someone.
    and he just stands there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead View Post
    I would say infidelity never really crosses my mind because I know I would never do anything. I suppose it's down to personality. I'm quite shy but also loyal and believe in being honest. I might look at a bloke (or woman) and think about what he looks like naked or shagging someone.
    Reads like an advert in a singles magazine.

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    Ask tokyo jane if she would like a 3some.....then you can do it with her watching.....these japs are supposed to be real kinky

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    Death is the only proven antidote for temptation. Barring a membership in the Pattaya Flying Club, I suggest you just keep your self to yourself and muddle on like the rest of us that hope to avoid being that wrinkly, red-nosed, old perv that we so often try not to look at in the back of a handsum-man-bar. Failing that, go nuts and tell the attending bevy of beauties that your name is Smeg. If the Smegster lives vicariously through us thaiophiles, the least we can do is throw him some vicarious nasty.

    Lotsa luck Scamp.

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    If I'm in Siam Paragon, Asoke or around Victory Monument, I'd say I have continual thoughts of straying...It is wall to wall hot snatch....oh the thoughts I have....

    Thus far, with the current Ms Strontium Dog, I have been 100% faithful. Quite an achievement for me.

    But the thoughts....
    "Slavery is the daughter of darkness; an ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction; ambition and intrigue take advantage of the credulity and inexperience of men who have no political, economic or civil knowledge. They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice."-Simón Bolívar

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