Thread: Nigerian scamming scum

How does this one sound?

My name is Lisa Dreyer writting you this letter from Misurata Teaching Hospital, PO Box 3450, Misurata, Tripoli Street,Libya Tel: 1614876 Fax: 1614876.

-Libya. This is a cry of a desperate window who is in a serious need of business assistance from a reliable person. With a deep sense of humility, hornesty and sorrow, I bring you this letter of business assistance hoping that you will assist us in the name of God almighty.

My father Frans Dreyer who happens to be a brother of South African member of parliament Anchen Dreyer passed away in the Libyan aircrash of 12th May 2010 among the thirteen South Africans known to have died in the plane crash. This plane crash which only a dutch boy survived mysteriously took the life of my beloved father and 103 crew members. At the moment, my mother Estelle Dreyer is currently recovering in Misurata Teaching Hospital from the shock as a result of her inability to recognose the boy of my late father (her husband).

We were invited for identification and in the process, the sight of the remains of my late father caused my mother intense shock that she was rushed to the emergency section of Misurata Teaching Hospital in Libya. She happens to be in a critical condition now and she has advised me to find a reliable person and businessman who will act as next of kin (co-beneficiary) to her hence receive funds on behalf of our family overseas. My late father held the sum of 25Million dollars discretely in the name of my mother with Ozone Security trust in Capetown Republic of South Africa. This funds were realized from contracts which he facilitated by my late father through the influence of his brother Anchen Dreyer who is a member of parliament (MP) in Republic of South Africa for the renovation of infrastructures in prepareation for the FIFA 2010 world cup. The funds are forms of compensation for facilitating the award of the contracts to the contractors. Though funds are legitimate, my mother demands the matter be kept confidential. My mother is prepared to reward you with 25% of the total funds while 5% of the total funds will be used for internally and externally generated expenses in the course of the transaction. She seriously demands that this matter be kept strictly confidential as no body knows about this funds. It is important that the funds be removed overseas before government agencies spots it as the funds claim date has been due since since June 12th 2010.

Please though my mother is in a critical condition, she will be willing to read your reply hence she says you can send her your response at the email address: estelledreyer2010[at]tlen.pl. On receiving your reply she will forward you the details of this operation, confidentiality agreement/memorandum of understanding and comprehensive details of the action plan and information regarding the security company, details of the funds and safety vault parameters and what to do. We expect your urgent reply and please do not write to me rather send your concern to my mother at estelledreyer2010[at]tlen.pl

For information regarding the aircrash and the only surviving individual please visit the sites:

Fourth South African confirmed dead in plane crash - Mail & Guardian Online: The smart news source

Politicsweb - NEWS - South Africans die in Libyan air crash

The Herald Online

Child survivor of Tripoli air crash treated at hospital - World News - SINA English

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Thanks,

Your sincerely ,

Lisa Dreyer

Originally Posted by Bazzy

hornesty

New word to put in me dictionary

Hor nesty. A nest of hors?

Originally Posted by Nawty

Originally Posted by Bazzy

hornesty

New word to put in me dictionary

Maybe you could write a song about it - "I hornestly love you......"

;-)

"Hornesty" Sounds like the earnest-sounding crap you might ply a fit bird with, to get in her pants.

After 10 years do people still fall for the 419?

I had one this morning from HSBC going to suspend my account because of a breach of security, well fuking go ahead!

I've had that from about 10 banks.
If I had an account with any of them I still wouldn't be interested.

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

After 10 years do people still fall for the 419?

Believe it or not they do, and it's a LOT older than 10 years, it predates the internet.

Fok, I'm in KL at the moment and theres a few of those creepy shitbag Nigerians hanging around here. I really do not like those bastards.

You can just see these tossers are trouble and fok knows why they let them in.

At least they dont let the friggin Israilies into Malaysia and thats one top reason to come here.