Thread: Boys bring a tear to my eye

Never has there been a more stirring tribute to boys. Little boys and their little toys. Rolf finally admits it's a tribute to homosexuality down under. Some gems:

"gaily they played each summer's day"

"do you think I would leave you crying when there's room on my 'horse' for two"

"up goes a shout, a 'horse' dashes out"

"gallops away to where Joe lays"

"they say Joe was all a tremble perhaps it's the battle's jizz"

"climb up here, I can go just as fast with two"

Blasfemi

A new low Teddy, a new low. Shame.

Rolf was the best thing we ever imported from Aus. Teddy you're a bad man.

You gotta laugh.

Very Flanders and Swan.

If you don't know who they were, I'll try to find some. Great songs for kids.

A gentler age.

And, finally, the best yet.....................

Rolf is a god.

Its knowing you're foreign thats driving you mad !

Originally Posted by helge

Its knowing you're foreign thats driving you mad !

Indeed, good init?

pansy boys like their mummys

While looking at a photo of Zac Ephron

"you're the one that makes me cum"

Originally Posted by teddy

pansy boys like their mummys

You didn't like yours?

Originally Posted by teddy

While looking at a photo of Zac Ephron

"you're the one that makes me cum"

This was on the Pyramid stage at Glastonbury.

Got a standing ovation.

I think.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Got a standing ovation.
.

great stuff guys. thanks teddy.

Perhaps more disturbing was "Tie me kangaroo down"

Originally Posted by billy the kid

great stuff guys. thanks teddy.

Medal

My sister went to Oz and bought back a digeridoo (fuck the spelling of it)

She has loads of hassles getting it through customs but she got it through.

Now, my old dear used to be a buyer for WH smiths. Therefore she got to meet tonnes of stars, and Rolf was one of them. Armed with the knowledge that Rolf would be in the office, and having a real digeridoo......

Can you guess what it is yet.

My sister now had an original digeridoo (I really dont care how to spell that), with a genuine Rolfaroo signature.

Fascinating, innit.