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    So I am a tee rak....

    WTF ?

    As I am adding people on facebook from Pattaya, I happen across this cutie that works for a travel agency, and we started talking. I tell her about my plans to visit Thailand and take in the "sights". She said, "ok, I help you go places." Thats how this started.

    She told me she is a "good girl" no kids, never married, had one long time boyfriend and been single for 4 years. How, I am not sure...but hey, who am I to argue ?

    Few months later, she calls me "tee rak". I know what that is, and I am wondering now considering she wants me to meet her family when I come out, take me around Thailand during my trip and such. I mention to her that I wanted to visit Walking Street and I think she went nuts on the other end. Walking street dangerous, bad for good man like me, only get into trouble.

    I tell her, I take you with me, she said ok, I go with you tee rak, you stay with me and not think about beer bar girls...

    DAMN IT ALL ANYWAY! Thats why I am coming out there..Oh well...Guess I suck it up and say I go home in one week and hide out the next week on Walking Street...

    Are Thai women really a jealous lot ? Do I have to worry about my nuts being bagged and sold to some farmer ? And why am I suddenly feeling like she wants to get married ? Because I am meeting her family ?

    Guess I am about to go on Willy Wonka's wild ride...but on the other hand, it wouldn't be bad to have a great tour guide that gives it up while I am out there...

    hmmmm....What to do...

    I am a static whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadlord View Post
    What to do...
    Don't forget you're on holiday, you're there for a good time, not a long time.

    Go to Pattaya, rent a condo, get drunk every day, take viagra and fuck lots of young girls, ring the bell and feel like a champ, wake up feeling hungover and rinsed out every day, smoke cheap cigarrettes, 60 a day, fuck anything with a pulse, drink in the morning, have nightmare ridden sleep pissing with sweat in the afternoon and drink all night every night, fuck go-go dancers for 5000 baht a pop, drink til you puke and drink some more, smoke yaba and fuck ladyboys, drink, fuck, don't waste money on food, drink, dance, fuck beach road hookers for 500baht, drink and puke, realise that your life is shallow, meaningless and completely addictive, drink more, fuck the receptionist, drink, puke, shit blood,, drink and fuck until your money runs out, try to make it to the airport before you go to the 10th floor and jump.

    Or you could just go to the village with 'tee lak' and get mugged off until your money runs out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadlord View Post
    WTF ?

    She told me she is a "good girl" no kids, never married, had one long time boyfriend and been single for 4 years. .
    They all are "good" girls, all the rumours about lying, conniving, money hungry bitches are not true. Well I have never met one.

    As for jealousy, THai women are the most forgiving tolerant people, I regularly bring a slapper back home and give a her a porking in the marital bed while my wife is making my supper downstairs. No problem at all.
    In fact why don't you suggest a 3 some with your new lady when you meet up with her? she will go for it for sure.
    There canít be good living where there is not good drinking

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    If he's lucky she'll have brother that she can stay with while Dreadlord is away working for the money for a house for her folks. At least then he'll feel safe knowing that she's not sleeping around because the brother is bound to be the honest type that he can trust to take care of her. No doubt the brother will have some children left in his care when his wife died. Dreadlord will probably think it sweet that Tee Lak is so maternal toward her nieces and nephews and dream of how he'll have children of his own with her one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadlord View Post
    WTF ?

    She told me she is a "good girl" no kids, never married, had one long time boyfriend and been single for 4 years. .
    They all are "good" girls, all the rumours about lying, conniving, money hungry bitches are not true. Well I have never met one.

    As for jealousy, THai women are the most forgiving tolerant people, I regularly bring a slapper back home and give a her a porking in the marital bed while my wife is making my supper downstairs. No problem at all.
    In fact why don't you suggest a 3 some with your new lady when you meet up with her? she will go for it for sure.
    I'm sure the wife offers her dinner afterwards as any good Thai wife would.

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    just tell her the truth

    you only want a girlfriend that is bi sexual.

    it is a win , win situation

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    Are Thai women really a jealous lot ? Do I have to worry about my nuts being bagged and sold to some farmer ? And why am I suddenly feeling like she wants to get married ? Because I am meeting her family ?
    Oh.... this ought to be good.

    Som nam naa, eh?

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    Could be wrong but this thread has a whiff of Troll to it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Are Thai women really a jealous lot ? Do I have to worry about my nuts being bagged and sold to some farmer ? And why am I suddenly feeling like she wants to get married ? Because I am meeting her family ?
    Oh.... this ought to be good.

    Som nam naa, eh?

    Why does it serve me right Daffy ?

    No jumping out of 10th balconies for me, thanks.

    And her "brother" is married. No other family other than brother,mom dad that I know of.

    And Peter, I am sure that she is slowly poisoning your food while your bagging another chick.


    So, any REAL advice ?

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    Funniest thread I've read for a long time

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    ^^
    I'm not wrong - tee rak is an old hand. On a scale of 1 -10, I'd give you a decent 6.5 on the Troll Scale!

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    No troll here.

    Thats what she calls me. But hey, no help here I guess.

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    Wtf? She calling you teerak before you've meet? She wants you to meet the family already (last step before being married)

    Fuck me, did you just fall out of the last stupid tree on the panet? Either a troll or you have fookin put brain into dick before you've even touched down onto swampy.

    My advice is to not even meet this fookin nutter. At least the beerbar and gogo girls are honest about wanting money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadlord
    hmmmm....What to do...
    I'm sure you already know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadlord View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Are Thai women really a jealous lot ? Do I have to worry about my nuts being bagged and sold to some farmer ? And why am I suddenly feeling like she wants to get married ? Because I am meeting her family ?
    Oh.... this ought to be good.

    Som nam naa, eh?

    Why does it serve me right Daffy ?

    No jumping out of 10th balconies for me, thanks.

    And her "brother" is married. No other family other than brother,mom dad that I know of.

    And Peter, I am sure that she is slowly poisoning your food while your bagging another chick.


    So, any REAL advice ?
    Brother means boyfriend.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Could be wrong but this thread has a whiff of Troll to it...
    more than a whiff, it stinks to high heaven, the smell of dead goat is more pleasant.

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    we need to see a picture of her, post her Facebook profile

    she sounds like a player though,

    never mention competition in front of a Thai woman, if you do, be sorry

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    Troll or not, you lot are a bunch of cynical buggers. All you say is true of course, but do you have to rub salt in it?

    It's almost as if you are all writing from personal experience, in order for you to pour out such unashamed vitriol.

    The jealousy thing is interesting. I have always found this trait in Thai women to be highly amusing.
    There are two types though. There's the one who stomps about and shouts and threatens to kill you, and then theres the other kind of jealousy.
    You know the one. She scowls a bit but says nothng, smouldering quietly as the jealous rage burns deep like a garden bonfire, then suddenly erupts with all the force of an icelandic volcano, spewing anger and hatred like clouds of ash.
    That's the one where you wake up with your balls in your mouth.

    good luck dreadlord, on the one in a hundred chance that you are genuine.
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    I wouldn't marry any woman who'd have me as a husband. And I'd never meet their parents. What a bore. All they'd talk about is how much it's all going to cost. Then do their best to tap me without end till I die. But of course that'd be one of those cheap uneducated farm girls. Nothing like the ladies you guys all married. But if I did marry one she'd have to be sleazy and filthy during all her waking hours, doing the chores, cooking, reading a book, watching TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    The jealousy thing is interesting. I have always found this trait in Thai women to be highly amusing.
    There are two types though. There's the one who stomps about and shouts and threatens to kill you, and then theres the other kind of jealousy.
    You know the one. She scowls a bit but says nothng, smouldering quietly as the jealous rage burns deep like a garden bonfire, then suddenly erupts with all the force of an icelandic volcano, spewing anger and hatred like clouds of ash.
    That's the one where you wake up with your balls in your mouth.
    How about the one who sees one picture of you with another girl and says I know she is your girlfriend, even though there are 10 pictures of her with her boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadlord View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Are Thai women really a jealous lot ? Do I have to worry about my nuts being bagged and sold to some farmer ? And why am I suddenly feeling like she wants to get married ? Because I am meeting her family ?
    Oh.... this ought to be good.

    Som nam naa, eh?

    Why does it serve me right Daffy ?
    The only way you could make this worse, is by bringing along a brit or yank girlfriend, and then wondering why it all goes up in flames.

    Seriously, you want a raucous vacation, yet you are making plans and leading on a 'good girl'...? It doesn't take a triple digit IQ to figure out where this is going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    just tell her the truth

    you only want a girlfriend that is bi sexual.

    it is a win , win situation
    Be careful of what you wish for....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    Don't forget you're on holiday, you're there for a good time, not a long time. Go to Pattaya, rent a condo, get drunk every day, take viagra and fuck lots of young girls, ring the bell and feel like a champ, wake up feeling hungover and rinsed out every day, smoke cheap cigarrettes, 60 a day, fuck anything with a pulse, drink in the morning, have nightmare ridden sleep pissing with sweat in the afternoon and drink all night every night, fuck go-go dancers for 5000 baht a pop, drink til you puke and drink some more, smoke yaba and fuck ladyboys, drink, fuck, don't waste money on food, drink, dance, fuck beach road hookers for 500baht, drink and puke, realise that your life is shallow, meaningless and completely addictive, drink more, fuck the receptionist, drink, puke, shit blood,, drink and fuck until your money runs out, try to make it to the airport before you go to the 10th floor and jump.
    And then return to work in your minimum wage job for another year while you save up enough pennies to do it all again. Even the underclass need some crumbs to look forward to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    And then return to work in your minimum wage job for another year while you save up enough pennies to do it all again. Even the underclass need some crumbs to look forward to.
    I assume you are speaking from experience...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    I assume you are speaking from experience...?
    Experience of watching Knobski.

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