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    Footie moves to Winners Sex

    EVERYONE'S behind the England team to win on Sunday - and a German defeat will give you some fairly hot fringe benefits!

    Research shows that a team victory sends a man's adrenaline surging. And that's the perfect time to nab your fella for some post-match fun. Here are my six sexy tips to make sure you score like never before:
    Passions Running High

    Turn that victorious moment where you're both jumping up and down into a passionate clinch.
    It's the timing that counts - once he's got some of the initial excitement out of his system, grab him and give him the sexiest snog ever. Make it last and show him you mean it.
    A Sensational Way to Score

    You've undoubtedly been cuddled up on the settee cheering on the team.
    So after that first clinch, pull him back down onto the settee, to start your romp there. Slip out of your top, hop onto his lap and continue with that sexy snogging.
    The Beautiful Game

    Time to slow it down - because the beauty in a bit of sexy game-playing, is that it super-heightens desire for each other.
    So when he wants to dive in for a quick 'goal', push him away telling him not so fast.
    Ask him where he'd like you to tease and caress him.
    And guide his hands for some 'off-side' action touching the erogenous zones he doesn't usually explore - softly stroking/kissing your neck, behind your ears, your inner wrists, the back of your knees, etc.
    Footie Fantasy-chat

    Slowly turn the heat back up by whispering some footie fantasy-chat to him.
    Describe in super-delicious detail how you've always fantasised that he is team captain.
    And that you are the super-gorgeous physiotherapist who's going to massage away his stresses and strains...but it turns into so much more!
    The Victory Romp

    Now down to serious play: ask him to lie back and slip on top of him for a mind-blowing position.
    Sit astride him so you can bounce away doing a victory romp! Believe me he'll love the sight of you 'bouncing' up and down.
    The Final Score

    Phew, it's been a big night so slip into the shower together and start lathering each other up. Sensually and lovingly circle your hands around and around each other's bodies.
    You never know, you might end up with some sex-tra time!
    We don't even want to think about it, but in the worst case scenario, if we lose, he may want some quiet "man time" to lick his wounds.
    But once he's over the shock, some slow and steady "comfort" sex might be on the agenda.



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    That's perverted. I watch the footie with my cat, and if i started any of that mullarky i reckon the bastard would have my eye out.

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    I am confused, is that supposed to happen when watching a game with your mates

    oh wait, they are brits

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    ^^^ Got 'Dear Deidre' written all over it...utter fucking tosh as usual. I think you'll find it's the 10 pints of ale consumed during the game that has us chaps begging for a blowie at the final whistle..

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    Paul the octopus says we're going to lose..


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    Paul the Octopus is nothing but a belligerent drunk. Fed on the worst wursts the bloody Austrians could squeeze into a fish/panzer tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    with my cat, and if i started any of that mullarky i reckon the bastard would have my eye out.
    lessons should be learned from kingwilly , he almost had his foreskin torn off during a little slap and tickle with his kitten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    lessons should be learned from kingwilly , he almost had his foreskin torn off during a little slap and tickle with his kitten.
    Tis indeed a lesson to be learned. The Egg Yippchans were right to fear the feline.

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