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    Wonderous breakthrough...

    I have mentioned this before, but last night took it to another level.

    I was feeling a little tired last night at shower time.....did not feel like taking a dump and showering and doing all the other chores prior to bed.

    I actually like to have long showers and long bogs. I find both of them relaxing and time for contemplation....my meditation time.

    So, while sitting on the bog, I reached for the shower hose, turned her on nice and hot and proceeded to shower while on the bog.

    I then spread some toothpaste on my brush and proceeded to brush while on the bog.

    So, here I conquered 3 duties at once, saved time and water.

    The biggest surprise was when i jumped up from the bog.....it did not need flushing as all the water from the shower had sent it downstream.....I therefore save a lot more water than originally thought.

    This is a wonderous discovery and I was thinking to patent it.
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    You could also eat you bog, then you save time because wouldn't have to wake up a few hours later for your midnight snack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    I have mentioned this before, but last night took it to another level.

    I was feeling a little tired last night at shower time.....did not feel like taking a dump and showering and doing all the other chores prior to bed.

    I actually like to have long showers and long bogs. I find both of them relaxing and time for contemplation....my meditation time.

    So, while sitting on the bog, I reached for the shower hose, turned her on nice and hot and proceeded to shower while on the bog.

    I then spread some toothpaste on my brush and proceeded to brush while on the bog.

    So, here I conquered 3 duties at once, saved time and water.

    The biggest surprise was when i jumped up from the bog.....it did not need flushing as all the water from the shower had sent it downstream.....I therefore save a lot more water than originally thought.

    This is a wonderous discovery and I was thinking to patent it.
    I prefer to do all in shower, same effect.

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    ^^idiot

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    Have'nt you noticed the no flush effect after using the bum gun?
    I know what you mean though.
    Like to smoke a fag and have coffee whilst doing the biz.
    Always have a shower after a good strain, usually cos I'm sweating like a pedo in a junior school.
    Falling asleep and waking up is not the same as passing out and coming to.

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