Recently, a group of girls were asked

[FarangRed]

Recently, a group of girls were asked how do you behave when you get drunk. Here are some of the answers:

• WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
• WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
• WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
• IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
• WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
• WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH.
• WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
• WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
• THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
• THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
• OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
• WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
• WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
• WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
• WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
• WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
• OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
• WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. (OR AT A FOOTBALL STADIUM)
• WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
• WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

NOT FUNNY

• WE FIND OURSELVES WITH SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES WEEKS LATER
• WE FIND OURSELVES PREGNANT WEEKS LATER

[Peta]

Haha..i think true!

I dont drink, but my friends do. Sometimes so strange watching them change into some of those things. Like the hands up and moving butt dance. They just look so drunk! Not sexy!

[HollyGoodhead]

Funny cos a lot of it's so true. I'm going out tonight wooooooo!!!

[FarangRed]

dont be trowing ya hands in the air

[SiamLovinIt]

Was this amongst the Chavettes
I think Thai women seem to drink less than Australian or European sisters.

Perhaps they are more confident they will get their man one way or another without Dutch courage.Or maybe western girls have more cash?

[Muadib]

How many times have you seen this in a bar???

[November Rain]

Is it just me that thinks that if you substitute 'Subway sandwich' for 'Doner kebab' and a couple of the weird dance moves (oh, OK, and the fact that blokes ALWAYS think they're gods, no matter how they look & the toilet seat one ), this could just as easily be about pissed up guys?

[the dogcatcher]

I refer you to comments made by a female UK hack about English girls and Thai prossies.

I prefer Thai prossies, more composure.

[HollyGoodhead]

Guys are definitely the funniest dancers. And what's the crack with sweaty black guys trying to get a grope when you're dancing alone minding your own business?

lol I like watching the blokes when some tarty lass walks past with a tiny skintight dress on, good times

[the dogcatcher]

I like tarty lasses.
Eeeee, they be gradely!

[the dogcatcher]

Grade gradely!

[FarangRed]

Nothing wrong with a few Tarts on a Friday night down the Ritz

[patsycat]

Men, in general, cannot dance to save themselves but they think they can. There is the saying - I don't want to end up dancing like my father. But they do, my dad did a wicked twist!! In his own mind. And had the rest of the family in stitches.