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    Breaking the first rule: posting while drunk..

    Ok, I know the first rule of boards, don't post while drinking, but I am sitting here getting more steamed by the minute, so fuck it. delete, red me whatever.

    Football: the world cup and England. Rant follows:

    I am not a patriotic guy. Unlike smeg, my country of birth does not define me. I have live outide UK more than half my life now, and feel no great attachment. Its not where you live your life, its what you DO with your life that is important. Digression.

    I admit, to my shame, every four years, I do get a faint, very faint "patriotic stirring", and I follow England in the world cup (when they qualify, I can still remember them not qualfying when I was at school).

    Now, I do not really understand football. What eleven men get up to on a pitch week after week (in the leagues) is just no concern of mine. I honestly do not give a fuck. Chelsea? Man U? Portsmouth? Arsenal? Who fucking cares? Maybe a side effect of dad, being in the Navy (Royal) moving city every couple of years. No city hold my allegiance. So, Portsmouth (where I liverd) versus Villa - well, who cares???????

    But OK, world cup, balh blah. I am a true UK mongrel (1/4 welsh, quarter english, half scots) but mostly brough up in England, so, every four years rah, rah England. (Mind you, it would be NICE to support Wales or scotland more than once every blue moon).

    So, to the gist. England. They are a fucking embarrasment. I mean really. last I saw, playing for England was not compulsory. They (the players) COULD, I mean really COULD say, well "no thanks". "I don't think I am up to it".

    Instead, we get a bunch of prima donnas who do not even fucking TRY. I mean, Algeria for fuck sake. ALGERIA!!!!

    You want to put that shirt on, and represent me and another 60 million people - you better do you fucking BEST. Your BEST. I want you to RUN. I want you to FIGHT for every ball. I want you to BUST YOUR FUCKING GUT.

    You want the shirt- you pay for it.

    I would rather see the fucking under 21 squad playing, and trying, and going down honourably than a bunch of prancing millionaires hoofing abouy the pitch. I don't mind losing, but I fucking HATE losing without effort.

    the ONLY fucking excuse, when you put that shirt on is "I would have done better, but I had a heart attack from the effort".

    Less than that, fuck em. Fuck all of them. Individually and collectively.

    Fuck em all.












    Seriously, Fuck em.

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    You mean people actually post here sober?

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    I post drunk as a monkey at least twice a week so you're in good company mate.
    Totally agree with what you've said about England, useless twats each and every one of em.

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    I habent brrn spoer im thurty yeara.
    Thos forum hasd ruilrs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    I don't mind losing, but I fucking HATE losing without effort.
    I feel the same. If it had been a good game with effort put in to it then we could have had an honorable draw, I wouldn't have minded that. But instead we were treated to 90min of pure shit. What a joke.

    P.s I've just finished work so I'm sure I'll be on here posting drunk in a couple of hours

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    good osts, I suport all above, disgarced to be an englishan

    I'd rahte r be an albaniam, ukranium,, or sloveenian, than a fukkin englanman

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    People read TD when they are SOBER??!?!?!

    Holy crap, that explains a lot..

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    Yeah, but can't beat Algeria? ??????????

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    Haha under 21 squad,

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    Yeah, but can't beat Algeria? ??????????
    Perhaps....overrated? Too many expectations? Extreme talent as individuals, yet as a collective sporting body......

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    Don't fee so bad
    The population at the time of the 2001 census was 49138831
    Algeria around 35 million is 70% of that
    USA is 100 times thesize of Slovenia
    Its nt the size its what you do with it

    Good post perhaps you should keep drinking or get on the subs bench

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    They were a fucking disgrace last night, not worthy of the shirt. Rooney should be chinned for gobbing off like he did at the end.

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    Ferk, we invented the bladdy game. Change the rules.
    No wogs, dago's, spics, spades, or greasers.
    It's our game- English refs only. Queens English.
    Hand of God, or Hand of Clod= Amputation.
    We can certainly learn off the muzzies.
    We can also learn off the Yanks- they too have a World series.
    And like them we won't invite the rest of the bladdy world any more.
    probes Aliens

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharleyFarley
    good osts, I suport all above, disgarced to be an englishan I'd rahte r be an albaniam, ukranium,, or sloveenian, than a fukkin englanman
    Or very very very drunk...........

    Good on ya, mate.

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    This might be the first post I've made here sober.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9999
    This might be the first post I've made here sober.
    First one with correct spelling and sentence construction, so you're probably right.

    Have a green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Ok, I know ... blah blah blah....
    Seriously, Fuck em.

    You think you have it bad what about Australia 4-0 Germany then Germany get beaten by that powerhouse Serbia WTF !!!

    So Australia Vs Serbia I should expect what 8-nil ?


    Mark

    Ps My country has piss weaker soccer players than yours ;p

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharleyFarley
    disgarced to be an englishan
    Sorry . ive never felt that. there must be some place whre we ca slipour kilts on?

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    FP is doing a tremendously good job of posting whilst drunk right now.

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    Haven't we all posted drunk?

    Oh, and as far as the England team are concerned:

    Bunch of pretty boys (apart from Rooney, who is pug-ugly), more concerned with modelling contracts, sponsorship deals & getting their wives/girlfriends to advertise a contest on morning television than they are in the game. Everything apart from the pretty boy label applies to Rooney, too.

    Any wonder they're crap?

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    Can you believe that someone I work with thinks Rooney is 'cute'? Makes me wanna vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    morning television
    Watching GMTV whilst sober is bad for your health.

    These guys are professional sportsmen, among the highest paid in the world, so i believe the fans have every right to expect more from them.

    Getting drunk as a reaction to watching this poor display is entirely expected and posting on here whilst drunk is an absolute duty.

    The OP has set himself a gigh standard and achieved his goals, unlike those lazy wasters wearing the three lions.

    My apologies for replying to this post in a relatively sober condition.
    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher
    Yeah, but can't beat Algeria? ??????????
    At least we didn't lose to them like W Germany did.

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