From America with Love...

**Stinky** · 29-05-2010, 08:01 PM

The second dropping of a nuclear weapon on a civilian city

**superman** · 29-05-2010, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Muadib

If Scotland was so great, why did he emigrate to America???

He didn't, he got lost a Heathrow.

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:05 PM

Louisiana Gumbo

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:08 PM

The Simpsons

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:10 PM

Hash Browns

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:11 PM

CNN..

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:12 PM

Larry King

**Muadib** · 29-05-2010, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Muadib

WIthout us Merkins, you brits would still be bitching, moaning and groaning at the local pub instead of spreading your ire worldwide via the world wide web..

And the world wide web was invented by who?

Ah, Bell Labs and DARPA, originally known as ARPANET... Based on a design by Lawrence Roberts, a nasty Merkin from Connecticut...

**Muadib** · 29-05-2010, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by 12Call

Larry King

Can we be forgiven for that one...

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:17 PM

Mike Tyson

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:19 PM

Geraldo Rivera

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:23 PM

Robert De Niro

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:26 PM

Reuben

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:28 PM

Muffuletta

**Lorenzo** · 29-05-2010, 08:30 PM

Pattaya, Angeles and Subic. All Thai airports (x-swampy) and all the first paved roads. Federal Hotel.

Non of you would be in Thailand, and definitely not in Isaan if it were not for the American GI's blazing the monger trail.

Show some respect on Memorial / Monger Day which is Monday

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:34 PM

Goldman Sachs

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:36 PM

Nike.

**FailSafe** · 29-05-2010, 08:41 PM

New York delicatessens, bagels, cheesecake, and pizza (way better than Chicago- they do make a good hot dog there, though- gotta give 'em that).

The basic decency and friendliness of most citizens towards (legal) foreign tourists- they're always happy to strike up a conversation or offer help if needed (this does not necessarily include New Yorkers, but we don't even like each other for the most part, so don't expect us to like you).

Drag racing.

Classic TV series like 'M*A*S*H'.

Always figuring out a way to do something bigger and (often) better.

**chitown** · 29-05-2010, 08:49 PM

Swim Fins

Bifocals

Urinary catheter

Swivel chair

Refrigeration

Dental floss

Potato Chips

Breast pump

Can opener

Motorcycle

Vibrators

Chewing gum

Cream cheese

Ear muffs

Tattoo machine

Cash register

Electric iron

Dishwasher

Electric fan

Slot machines

Drinking straw

Paper towels

Escalator

Radio

Zippers

Tractor

Mousetrap

Cotton candy

Remote control

Hearing Aid

Air conditioning

Airplanes

Fly swatter

The toaster

Chocolate chip cookie

Deodorant

The TV

full list here

Timeline of United States inventions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:52 PM

AIDS.

**12Call** · 29-05-2010, 08:53 PM

Soccer

**nidhogg** · 29-05-2010, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by chitown

Vibrators

Gods gift indeed.

**slimboyfat** · 29-05-2010, 09:22 PM

Nice blokes. Nice and fat. And fairly simple

**tsicar** · 29-05-2010, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by 12Call

Baseball

We have that in the UK, its called rounders and girls play it.

same as netball, a girls' sport.

americans call it basketball, but it's still netball, and girls play it.

i believe that the americans ar world champs in both disciplines:
perhaps coz almost nobody else in the world plays it, for fear of being labelled a poove!

football is a girls' version of rugby, too!

...come to think of it: aren't the americans world champs in THAT sport, too?

**12Call** · 30-05-2010, 03:08 AM

Dennis Hopper (RIP)

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