My shock for today

[peterpan]

Got an email in my inbox from one of these "old friends" sites, saying Linda from your high school class has joined, thats strange I thought, Linda ! because I went to an all boys school,
Clicked on the link and sure enough Linda ***** with brackets (Jeffery ****)
With a Photo of a someone dressed in women's clothes and grey hair done in pig tails. So my old school mate Jeffery has turned into a women named Linda.
How does that happen? I wonder to myself.

[slackula]

I was looking about on Friends Reunited once and found out one of my old school mates had done the same thing. Martin was now Nicole.

Sounded like she's happy though from the profile, so good luck to her.

[Thetyim]

We had an old school friend that we kept in contact with.
He owned a small printing firm in central London that did high class expensive printing.
He took early retirement and then 7 years after retirement he asked to meet us all in the pub.
He had a story to tell.
He had been working undercover for the terrorist squad all those years and we never suspected anything.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

My ex Anna got in contact via Facebook, all friendly and nice and innocent. She had dumped me from a great height back in 1994 for an older guy that I had introduced her to. I can remember the tears and the beers over that one, I was going to buy a gun and everything.

Anyway, she's all settled now, looks a lot different and is probably looking back on her life and what happened to all those guys who's heart what she broken.

Anyway, I put her knickers on once and we went to Sainsburys to buy Weetabix and nobody suspected a thing.

[Begbie]

We had an old school friend that we kept in contact with.
He owned a small printing firm in central London that did high class expensive printing.
He took early retirement and then 7 years after retirement he asked to meet us all in the pub.
He had a story to tell.
He had been working undercover for the terrorist squad all those years and we never suspected anything.

Which terrorist squad ? IRA ..Al Qaida ?

[dirtydog]

Anyway, I put her knickers on once and we went to Sainsburys to buy Weetabix and nobody suspected a thing.

I reckon they guessed you were a weetabix eater.

[Pink Panty]

Open the fridge and found out no beer left in there.

[mrsquirrel]

My ex Anna got in contact via Facebook, all friendly and nice and innocent. She had dumped me from a great height back in 1994 for an older guy that I had introduced her to. I can remember the tears and the beers over that one, I was going to buy a gun and everything.

You would have been 16 back then scampy