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Old 10-03-2010, 07:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

Which country has the best sex? | The Sun |Woman
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Does this include foreplay and a fag afterwards? If so it sounds about right.
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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10 minutes, damn, thats long time for me.
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What the hell are we supposed to do with the other 8 minutes?
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Two shoves and a spurt, that's me.
Why can't they charge by the second ?
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.
Peope are busy here in LOS: eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping.

We gots stuff to do.
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's the ladies! It's not my fault, they are just too damn hot. I'll try next time. Maybe if I think about Margaret Thatcher, naked, on a cold wet morning in Scunthorpe, being shagged up the gary by Nigel Lawson, I could make 5. Maybe. Just maybe.
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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This "study" is not fair. The average is badly dragged down by the J ... eeer, that group group of tourists (in)famous for 4-4-4 !!
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This city is known as the 'brothel capital of the world', with an estimated 250 knocking shops.

Read more: Which country has the best sex? | The Sun |Woman

They obviously didn't bother counting the knocking shops in Bangkok, there's probably about 250 in lower sukhumvit alone. So im told.
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I should never read this stuff. Shit! I'm not normal, again!




But I'm not telling you in which categories
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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10 minutes?

Does that include haggling over the barfine, etc?
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According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, sex lasts the longest in Brazil, at an average of 30 minutes.
Right, as we believed them.
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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[i]At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.
Really? That sounds like an awfully long time....
 
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Pussy here too damn tight, is for me anyway.
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I should never read this stuff. Shit! I'm not normal, again!




But I'm not telling you in which categories

Didn't see the second bit first time round!


(But I'm not telling you in which categories[/quote])
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Umm,Pui and Pen have no problem in sucking me for 30 mins or even 60 when it's needed.
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I should never read this stuff. Shit! I'm not normal, again!
I only made 1.3 minutes looking at your avatar.
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from same survey . . .

New Zealand

Totalling an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime, New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world, a survey reveals.
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I also average 10 minutes but eight and a half of those are getting my kit off and taping the two lollypop sticks to my dick.
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Didn't see the second bit first time round!
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I only made 1.3 minutes looking at your avatar.
She is very pretty, isn't she?
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