Dog had a good run in the autumn leaves, had a nice shit squirt up a tree. Bollocks to picking that up.
From the archives, hence the ancient nokia phone pics.
The farm where I bought a sack of potatoes
Here's Toronto yesterday
Christmas decorations up in November, rampant consumerism..
Food in Canada tastes so much better....especially junk food. I always maintained that having the same lifestyle in Bangkok would cost me around 200,000 baht a month, while in Canada it would be 2,000 bucks including my mortgage.
I even noticed my dumps are getting better. The quality of a single long firm dump comparing to sick rabbit wet dumps I have in Thailand.
Does anyone else experience this reverse culture shock when you go back home?
I'm quite regular in thailand now you come to mention it , the Chang does it's magic also you've got the bum gun to help you out if you carn't be bothered pushing the turtle out.
Back in the UK it's a different story with irregular shift patterns and stress etc.
I love a good dump(pls no half page repos cvnts)
Just going for a dump now.
Anyone want the picture sent via repo?
Fook off with them flashing stars you slagg
Last repo you sent me into a epileptic fit
FOL and get back back in the kitchen.
Take your potato head mucker Punty as well , unless you can shake him off your apron strings.
^ Heart? You've got big expectations!
There was a young woman from Sydney,
Who could take it right up to her kidney.
A man from Quebec
Stuck it up to her neck.
Now he had a long one, didn't he!
^ Yeah, only deserved a weak chuckle.
Limericks do only deserve a "5".
^ I taste solitude and a touch of sadness
Thats the laundry in our building so its about 25yards from home.
At 3am I could sit in there naked just like Mr Bean, hiding my bollocks with a paperback
But if anyone walked in...
Just bought this bad boy, wifi washing machine with a 14min quick wash.
It plays music and all sorts..
£600 new last year, got it off the back of a lorry for £40
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