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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Snapped an American holding up the queue in Tesco trying to pay in old pound coins, someone ought to tell him that "Knob" translates to " penis" in this part of the world

    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-yankknobgunjockey-jpg
    That's funny. Penis creek with Otis Burt "Sonny" Shroyer Jr. as Enos Strate in the Dukes of Hazard.

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    Dog had a good run in the autumn leaves, had a nice shit squirt up a tree. Bollocks to picking that up.

    Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere-bob1-jpg

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    From the archives, hence the ancient nokia phone pics.

    The farm where I bought a sack of potatoes






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    Here's Toronto yesterday


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    ...looks like the Paragon today...

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    Christmas decorations up in November, rampant consumerism..

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    Food in Canada tastes so much better....especially junk food. I always maintained that having the same lifestyle in Bangkok would cost me around 200,000 baht a month, while in Canada it would be 2,000 bucks including my mortgage.

    I even noticed my dumps are getting better. The quality of a single long firm dump comparing to sick rabbit wet dumps I have in Thailand.

    Does anyone else experience this reverse culture shock when you go back home?

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    I'm quite regular in thailand now you come to mention it , the Chang does it's magic also you've got the bum gun to help you out if you carn't be bothered pushing the turtle out.

    Back in the UK it's a different story with irregular shift patterns and stress etc.

    I love a good dump(pls no half page repos cvnts)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I love a good dump
    Where does it rank on your top ten list?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    I even noticed my dumps are getting better. The quality of a single long firm dump comparing to sick rabbit wet dumps I have in Thailand.
    Daily Moan is another thread.
    I was just tucking into a bacon and egg sandwich made with Yamazaki 7 grain....thanks a lot.

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    Just going for a dump now.


    Anyone want the picture sent via repo?

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    Fook off with them flashing stars you slagg
    Last repo you sent me into a epileptic fit

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    That's one yes.



    Anyone else?

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    FOL and get back back in the kitchen.
    Take your potato head mucker Punty as well , unless you can shake him off your apron strings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    Where does it rank on your top ten list?
    Not quite as good as a nice ladyboy length up there.

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    ...^a man after me own heart...

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    ^ Heart? You've got big expectations!

    There was a young woman from Sydney,
    Who could take it right up to her kidney.
    A man from Quebec
    Stuck it up to her neck.
    Now he had a long one, didn't he!

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    ^...5... (<--weak chuckle)...

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    ^ Yeah, only deserved a weak chuckle.
    Limericks do only deserve a "5".

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    ^ I taste solitude and a touch of sadness

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    Thats the laundry in our building so its about 25yards from home.

    At 3am I could sit in there naked just like Mr Bean, hiding my bollocks with a paperback

    But if anyone walked in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    At 3am I could sit in there naked just like Mr Bean
    ...true, though without his income...

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    Just bought this bad boy, wifi washing machine with a 14min quick wash.

    It plays music and all sorts..



    £600 new last year, got it off the back of a lorry for £40

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Thats the laundry in our building so its about 25yards from home.

    At 3am I could sit in there naked just like Mr Bean, hiding my bollocks with a paperback

    But if anyone walked in...

    Pat, you know how the title of this thread is Post a photo of anything, anywhere.

    Please ... don't take that literally

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